rebecca and matt kahn sitting in a tree
On tues we went to the bucknell vs nova basketball game. we arrived to great seats in the very back of the stadium. We listened to matt kahn and adam heartily boo player number 5 and threaten to stab him in the throat- typical guido testosterone induced rage. After we were dropped off at maloneys where i drank for free for an hour like a little fish. As the night progressed rebecca and i decided to rate the guys we were with on their physique. In the end out of many guys (kevin, riad, joe) matt kahn came was top (especially in rebeccas's mind). she later told him, which spurred a loing conversation that i will now reenact:
beeks: matt we decided that from the back youre the hottest guy here (translation: with a bag over your head/ a muzzle you are a slice)
matt: huh? (translation: did you just say that?)
beeks: i mean you have the hottest body in the bar (translation: press it on top of me)
matt: no, you havent seen me naked... at least i didnt hook up with adam (translation: someday, rebecca)
inner monologue of katie: i am an innocent bystander (translation: matt kahn go fuck yourself)
enter Billy: its ok... i wish there were more girls like you (translation: youre a slut)
katie: what? sluts? (translation: embarrassed and confused)
billy: no experimental (translation: sluts)
after this enthralling series of events we caught a ride home with kevin where joe wong and matt kahn got very bitter and just made fun of us the entire way in unclver ways. the end.
beeks: matt we decided that from the back youre the hottest guy here (translation: with a bag over your head/ a muzzle you are a slice)
matt: huh? (translation: did you just say that?)
beeks: i mean you have the hottest body in the bar (translation: press it on top of me)
matt: no, you havent seen me naked... at least i didnt hook up with adam (translation: someday, rebecca)
inner monologue of katie: i am an innocent bystander (translation: matt kahn go fuck yourself)
enter Billy: its ok... i wish there were more girls like you (translation: youre a slut)
katie: what? sluts? (translation: embarrassed and confused)
billy: no experimental (translation: sluts)
after this enthralling series of events we caught a ride home with kevin where joe wong and matt kahn got very bitter and just made fun of us the entire way in unclver ways. the end.