weekend adventures
We are late on updating this so bear with me. Friday we went to happy hour. After happy hour we somehow ended up at stanford... yes, Im serious. We proceeded to find rebecca and michelle's new freshman friend matt by knocking on every boys door in the building. While rebecca michelle and caitlin sought after their old rooms in a belligerent state, matt taught the freshmen and his roommates how to shotgun beers in the bathroom, while i gave out good senior-ly advice to the youngins. We then brought our young apprentices to 52 North Roberts Rd, home to the infamous, will dylan billy and pmazz. Pmazz and matt played the freshmen in 3 pathetic games of beer pong, billy asked me if caitlins boyfriend gives it to her up the ass, dylan made us punch his "rock hard abs", and michelle and i gave pmazz one of the biggest wedgies known to mankind (besides rebeccas underwear breaking one). we then proceeded upstairs where will was attentively watching hook. we smoked a bowl with the freshmen, one got my number, and we left for the onion. After like a mere hour at the onion in which time we were molested by the bouncers, we watched everyone try to hook up, and made more random drunken conversation michelle and matt were ready to leave. again i insisted on staying although i wasnt even being psycho as it was only 1230 and left myself at the onion with no ride home.
By one oclock i thought the bar was closing and i ended up walking home from the onion by myself in the middle of the night. I ran part of the way and even stopped at wawa where i belligerently pushed the buttons to get a sandwich, stumbled around the store, and was yelled at for not paying first. i ran the rest of the way home sandwich in mouth. The entire voyage we estimate took 1:15.. of alone time... cool.
SAT-
sat we cleaned house hardcore and prepared for the party. We started playing drinking games early with brian lake, cheese, and co which with brian's skewed versions of games left us on our asses as always. We then piled into cars and got to brownies.
All i know that happened at brownies is pretty much what we have pictures of.
We exceeded our 50 person limit which was an accomplishment in and of itself.
We danced on stage... for 5 secs
a guy put his literal hand up my skirt which resulted in much yelling and screaming.. and a would be fight
Lin chang made out with a girl.
I made out with everyone in the bar. (photos available upon request)
I at one time had in my possession a brownies t-shirt but it is no where to be found now.
DJPEV had to hold me up with one arm as i could not stand and had to be carried out of the bar.
Later in the night im told i went straight to bed while the georgetowners, jae wenz, michelle, and beeks frolicked a little longer. During this time this happened..
penises were whipped out- one uncut
"I cant, i have unkempt bush" -matthew edward gidicsin the first 2004
a "straight" guy tongue kissed a gay one
jae wenz had jungle fever (inquire within for more details)
the bathroom was proven as the new bedroom once again
The next morning i woke up with an asian lesbian in my bed with me, jae wenz butt naked on my floor, and two unknowns sharing michelles bed... randomness.
By one oclock i thought the bar was closing and i ended up walking home from the onion by myself in the middle of the night. I ran part of the way and even stopped at wawa where i belligerently pushed the buttons to get a sandwich, stumbled around the store, and was yelled at for not paying first. i ran the rest of the way home sandwich in mouth. The entire voyage we estimate took 1:15.. of alone time... cool.
SAT-
sat we cleaned house hardcore and prepared for the party. We started playing drinking games early with brian lake, cheese, and co which with brian's skewed versions of games left us on our asses as always. We then piled into cars and got to brownies.
All i know that happened at brownies is pretty much what we have pictures of.
We exceeded our 50 person limit which was an accomplishment in and of itself.
We danced on stage... for 5 secs
a guy put his literal hand up my skirt which resulted in much yelling and screaming.. and a would be fight
Lin chang made out with a girl.
I made out with everyone in the bar. (photos available upon request)
I at one time had in my possession a brownies t-shirt but it is no where to be found now.
DJPEV had to hold me up with one arm as i could not stand and had to be carried out of the bar.
Later in the night im told i went straight to bed while the georgetowners, jae wenz, michelle, and beeks frolicked a little longer. During this time this happened..
penises were whipped out- one uncut
"I cant, i have unkempt bush" -matthew edward gidicsin the first 2004
a "straight" guy tongue kissed a gay one
jae wenz had jungle fever (inquire within for more details)
the bathroom was proven as the new bedroom once again
The next morning i woke up with an asian lesbian in my bed with me, jae wenz butt naked on my floor, and two unknowns sharing michelles bed... randomness.