To whom this may concern...
I'm in the MSB computer lab. Yes, it smells in here like always. Yes, its crowed, claustrophobic, and much like a prison where people slave away on C++ assignments. Hey, since most of you won't read this awesome-fuck entry, I might just post up pictures of me along with it, or pictures of small animals that I wish to hold in captivity. I'm not directing this post at anyone in particular, but if you take offense to it, there might be an underlying reason you did. I heard students today talking about "America and idealism" in the student center basement while I was chomping on a sloppy pizza. I'm not sure which was worse... the food or the company. I was quite close to standing up in the middle of my first CS class to ask if anyone knew the ports under which the original Doom ran for IPX play. I decided against it, because that would mean I would have to explain why I was playing Doom I instead of Doom III. Since those rat-bastards would never understand that its possible to enjoy a computer a good 13 years after its hay-day. Well I've got to go to my Al Gorithms class and learn how to sort numbers in alphabetical order, and then on to pick up a Sean Louis Ammermenstein because he Jew'd up his car royally. I hope he kept the dog remains.
- Christopher Lowell's aids ridden body
- Christopher Lowell's aids ridden body