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[collegebeauty]

So I found out that my parents (mostly my Dad) are totally against me moving out come January, even if I do have a paying job.  I wish to GOD they'd frickin' stop trying to keep me from moving on with my life!!!!  They're so damned controlling... even my psychologist says I need to get the Hell out ASAP!  He thinks my parents are a bad influence on

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[bratty_lil_fae]

well keith moves out January first, you can have him if you want

[petronivs]

Be nice.

[bratty_lil_fae]

do I have to?

ooh I know. when lease is up in may we get a big four bedroom house, me and Jon get two bedrooms, Adam gets a bedroom, and becky gets a bedroom :P

[petronivs]

That is an idea...

Becky'd need a job, though. 'Course, maybe we could make her the house-wench.

[bratty_lil_fae]

or at least the bathroom wench.

I'll clean everything else, just dibs not on the bathroom.

and she still needs a job. :P

[petronivs]

Yeah, but if she cleaned everything else, as well, all you'd have to do is find out what she missed, and beat her for it.

We might be able to give her a rent-break for being a house-wench, though.

[bratty_lil_fae]

mmm... maybe, depending on how much rent is...
I think she should be like community property. anybody who wants to can beat on her whenever they want, then send her back to her room.

((( btw.. isnt it nice that we're planning your life for you Becky? You should be thanking us for being so thoughtful ))) ;)

[petronivs]

I think the community property thing is a good idea. We'd have to have rules, though--the beating can't get in the way of being the house wench. We'd also have to have a dress code.

[bratty_lil_fae]

true, she cannot be rendered unable to scrub the bathroom with a toothbrush, and must at all times be wearing one of various wench outfits chosen by the rest of the house, purchased of course at her expense.

[petronivs]

How would we choose the wench outfits? Are we talking democratic-style voting, or is the whim of one of the house-members sufficient? If the latter, she'd likely build up quite a collection of wench outfits, since you're always looking at wench stuff online. :P

Does it have to be her toothbrush? I'd hate to see bathroom scum on her teeth. It's just not becoming in a house-wench.

[bratty_lil_fae]

I'd say whim of housemembers, but must be approved by each other house member, with everybody having equal veto power (except becky of course, no power for her)

and no, we'll buy a new clean toothbrush for the scrubbing of floors, putting plaque onto the floors just seems kinda counter productive

[petronivs]

I'm guessing we'd want a bulletin board for the posting of wench outfit pictures. How many do you think we'd have up there at each time?

Yeah, plaquey floors would be kinda icky. Do you think we'd have her use the same toothbrush for the floors as for the shower?

[bratty_lil_fae]

yeah, we could design a bulletin board with three sections:
1) Up for vote
2) Approved but not yet ordered
3) Ordered
then once it arrived it would be in her closet. :D

and nah, two seperate tooth brushes

[petronivs]

Don't forget the toothbrush for cleaning the litterbox!

Do you think we'd want to do this uber-ritualistic, like Gor, or just off the cuff. "Hey, house-wench! Clean that up!"

[bratty_lil_fae]

I'm too ADD for uber-ritualistic, I'm thinking just a smack and a "hey wench, that's dirty! make it not be!"

and yeah, litterbox is definately all her, between Orion, Mischief, Jons cat, and the kitten we're talking about getting...

it's all her

[petronivs]

Of course, we could still torture her by making her read the Gor books...