Michael Shanks Causes Capslock Abuse...No, Really, He Does!
Sara: i think... i think i actually approve of rpattz without wanting to see him naked! THIS MUST BE WHAT NOT OBJECTIFYING A BOY FEELS LIKE. I'M NOT SURE I LIKE IT!
Me: ...
Me: I DO NOT LIKE IT EITHER.
Me: LET US REMEDY THIS.
Sara: IT IS SICK AND DEPRAVED!
Sara: YES. LET US THINK OF HIGHER THINGS. SUCH AS MICHAEL SHANKS AND ZACHARY QUINTO.
Me: http://i40.tinypic.com/21kwgzq.jpg
Sara: OH HAY MICHAEL SHANKS. YOU LOOK VERREH LONELY IN THAT BED. PERHAPS I SHOULD JOIN YOU, HURHUR.
Me: NNNNNNNNNGH I WANT THAT NECK.
Sara: oh god, IKR! i just want to, like... BITE IT.
Me: ROFLMAO EMMA'S RESPONSE
Me: Emma: ...I can see up his nose
Emma: *giggle*
Emma: I'M 12
Sara: LOL EMMA. i didn't even notice his nose! i was too distracted by my urge to hit it like a meteor-- i mean, by my respect for him as a human being, and stuff.
Me: LOL
Me: LET'S RESPECT HIM AS A HUMAN BEING SOME MORE.
Sara: and don't even get me started on that MOUTH, omg! ...which i also respect in a totally non-lecherous fashion. ahem.
Me: http://i40.tinypic.com/iw2p8p.jpg
Sara: OH GOOD LORD.
Sara: THAT MAKES ME WANT TO RESPECT HIM ALL NIGHT LONG. IN A VARIETY OF POSITIONS>
Me: http://i43.tinypic.com/14l2als.jpg
Me: NO I AM NOT OUT OF FRAME, CAUSING HIM TO MAKE THAT FACE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT OMG?!?
Sara: WELL, ANNA, I WOULD NEVER THINK THAT YOU WERE. BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU SIMPLY HAVE NO INTEREST IN NAKED MICHAEL SHANKS WHATSOEVER.
Me: I KNOW. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO DESIRE TO SEE WHAT IS UNDER THAT FLAG, OR OUT OF FRAME.
Sara: ME, EITHER. I MEAN, IF HE DROPPED THE FLAG, I'D PROBABLY LOOK, BUT ONLY SO THAT I COULD REGISTER MY ~HORROR AND DISAPPROVAL~ AT THE SIGHT OF THE SHANKS!PEEN.
Sara: THAT WOULD ALSO BE WHY I'D TAKE PICTURES OF IT. THE HORROR AND DISAPPROVAL.
Me: I WOULD TOO. I MEAN, WHEN YOU SEE A PEEN IN FRONT OF YOU, IT IS ONLY NATURAL TO STARE AT IT AND POSSIBLY DROOL. AND PHOTOGRAPH IT FOR EVIDENCE IN THE MENTAL ANGUISH TRIAL.
Sara: EXACTLY. BECAUSE MENTAL ANGUISH IS EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I SAW HIS PEEN. (that's what it's called when you have an irresistible urge to jump on a nekkid man and do dirty dirty things, right? "mental anguish"?)
Me: YES. MENTAL ANGUISH. DEFINITELY NOT EXTREME HORNINESS. (yeah, that sounds about right. XD)
Me: we are such terrible liars.
Sara: yeah, we're not very convincing at all! we should work on that!
Me: ...
Me: I DO NOT LIKE IT EITHER.
Me: LET US REMEDY THIS.
Sara: IT IS SICK AND DEPRAVED!
Sara: YES. LET US THINK OF HIGHER THINGS. SUCH AS MICHAEL SHANKS AND ZACHARY QUINTO.
Me: http://i40.tinypic.com/21kwgzq.jpg
Sara: OH HAY MICHAEL SHANKS. YOU LOOK VERREH LONELY IN THAT BED. PERHAPS I SHOULD JOIN YOU, HURHUR.
Me: NNNNNNNNNGH I WANT THAT NECK.
Sara: oh god, IKR! i just want to, like... BITE IT.
Me: ROFLMAO EMMA'S RESPONSE
Me: Emma: ...I can see up his nose
Emma: *giggle*
Emma: I'M 12
Sara: LOL EMMA. i didn't even notice his nose! i was too distracted by my urge to hit it like a meteor-- i mean, by my respect for him as a human being, and stuff.
Me: LOL
Me: LET'S RESPECT HIM AS A HUMAN BEING SOME MORE.
Sara: and don't even get me started on that MOUTH, omg! ...which i also respect in a totally non-lecherous fashion. ahem.
Me: http://i40.tinypic.com/iw2p8p.jpg
Sara: OH GOOD LORD.
Sara: THAT MAKES ME WANT TO RESPECT HIM ALL NIGHT LONG. IN A VARIETY OF POSITIONS>
Me: http://i43.tinypic.com/14l2als.jpg
Me: NO I AM NOT OUT OF FRAME, CAUSING HIM TO MAKE THAT FACE. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT OMG?!?
Sara: WELL, ANNA, I WOULD NEVER THINK THAT YOU WERE. BECAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU SIMPLY HAVE NO INTEREST IN NAKED MICHAEL SHANKS WHATSOEVER.
Me: I KNOW. I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO DESIRE TO SEE WHAT IS UNDER THAT FLAG, OR OUT OF FRAME.
Sara: ME, EITHER. I MEAN, IF HE DROPPED THE FLAG, I'D PROBABLY LOOK, BUT ONLY SO THAT I COULD REGISTER MY ~HORROR AND DISAPPROVAL~ AT THE SIGHT OF THE SHANKS!PEEN.
Sara: THAT WOULD ALSO BE WHY I'D TAKE PICTURES OF IT. THE HORROR AND DISAPPROVAL.
Me: I WOULD TOO. I MEAN, WHEN YOU SEE A PEEN IN FRONT OF YOU, IT IS ONLY NATURAL TO STARE AT IT AND POSSIBLY DROOL. AND PHOTOGRAPH IT FOR EVIDENCE IN THE MENTAL ANGUISH TRIAL.
Sara: EXACTLY. BECAUSE MENTAL ANGUISH IS EXACTLY WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I SAW HIS PEEN. (that's what it's called when you have an irresistible urge to jump on a nekkid man and do dirty dirty things, right? "mental anguish"?)
Me: YES. MENTAL ANGUISH. DEFINITELY NOT EXTREME HORNINESS. (yeah, that sounds about right. XD)
Me: we are such terrible liars.
Sara: yeah, we're not very convincing at all! we should work on that!