http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20090312/en_top_eo/104033 The last sentence. The last fucking sentence. Oh, RPattz, please don't get yourself fired. Your PR fail is too entertaining for words. :-D
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http://www.imdb.com/news/ni0708215/ Yeah, I'd have a panic attack too, if I realized I was sitting through THE FIRST TEN MINUTES OF TWILIGHT.