Clue Shenanigans

[collegeanna19]

Earlier tonight, I was playing Clue Classic and talking to my friend Chris, complaining about how I couldn't figure out who did it and the people were unhelpful. Then again, when you're playing the computer...well...y'know.

Me: WOOT. I KNOW WHO KILLED THE GUY!
Chris: Who was it?
Me: Mrs. White.
Chris: Betty White!?!
Me: i have yet to discover the weapon or the room.
Me: ROFLMAO yes, Betty White.
Me: she got fed up with all the Golden Girls jokes.
Me: she was mad as hell and couldn't take it any more.
Chris: That sounds about right.
Me: the computer players keep telling me what room it isn't, or what person it isn't, but they're being really unhelpful with what weapon it isn't.
Me: all i know is that it wasn't the knife or the revolver, and that's because i have those two cards. ROFLMAO
Me: ok, it's down to the Hall, the Conservatory, or the Library.
Chris: I didn't see anything last night if that helps.
Me: ROFLMAO that helps.
Chris: I'm going to start the movie now so I'll be piping in periodically.
Me: ok. i'll let you know if i figure out how Betty White killed the guy.
Chris: With a ball of yarn.
Me: ROFLMAO
Me: it's either the Conservatory or the Library
Chris: They buried him in the headwaters exhibit at the Phipps! =-O
Me: ROFLMAO
Me: it was Betty White, in the Conservatory.
Me: BETTY WHITE IN THE CONSERVATORY WITH THE CANDLESTICK.
Chris: What.
Me: i just suggested that, and no one had a card to show me.
Me: that's the answer! :D
Me: WOO HOO! I WIN! :D
Chris: YAY! Congratulations1
Me: the dastardly Betty White is now behind bars...ROFLMAO
Chris: Congratulations. Now Rue McClanahan.
Me: i'll get her next. (devil)