Christopher Meloni *SCRATCH & SNIFF* People's "Sexiest Men Alive" Issue
So, I had this dream, see?
I dreamt that they came out with a magazine where you could SCRATCH & SNIFF CHRISTOPHER MELONI...OMFGitWASNTaDREAM.
HOT off the PRESSES
PAGE 85: "RUB HERE TO SMELL CHRIS'S SEXY SCENT."
Ohhhh, you don't have to tell ME TWICE. You *know* they rubbed each magazine across his rack to *grab* the scent. Mmmmm hmmmm. That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.
The scratch and sniff smells nummy. Maybe some vanilla...cocoa buttery...nomnomnom. It's not a specific cologne. They even have "warnings" on the scents. lol WARNING: DON'T LICK MELONI. ;P
ETA: It's funny, because just *yesterday* I was thinking about how I'm glad I don't have that *urge* to 'waste' money on magazines with specific celebs because I can usually find the pic online and then People busts out a SCRATCH AND SNIFF MELONI magazine. Dohhhhhhhhh! Can't get *that* pleasure online. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Hot DAYUM...the fandom gods are smiling upon us.
CHRIS MELONI: A Day at the Beach
"There's just some calming effect about the beach and it runs very deep. When I'm around water I'm completely fulfilled. The scent is all about the skin. It's that soft, coconutty, baked, warm sun smell. It's fresh, it's clean, it's natural. It's just good."
SCRUFF.
That is all.
*THUD*
I dreamt that they came out with a magazine where you could SCRATCH & SNIFF CHRISTOPHER MELONI...OMFGitWASNTaDREAM.
HOT off the PRESSES
PAGE 85: "RUB HERE TO SMELL CHRIS'S SEXY SCENT."
Ohhhh, you don't have to tell ME TWICE. You *know* they rubbed each magazine across his rack to *grab* the scent. Mmmmm hmmmm. That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.
The scratch and sniff smells nummy. Maybe some vanilla...cocoa buttery...nomnomnom. It's not a specific cologne. They even have "warnings" on the scents. lol WARNING: DON'T LICK MELONI. ;P
ETA: It's funny, because just *yesterday* I was thinking about how I'm glad I don't have that *urge* to 'waste' money on magazines with specific celebs because I can usually find the pic online and then People busts out a SCRATCH AND SNIFF MELONI magazine. Dohhhhhhhhh! Can't get *that* pleasure online. Mmmmmmmmmmm.
Hot DAYUM...the fandom gods are smiling upon us.
CHRIS MELONI: A Day at the Beach
"There's just some calming effect about the beach and it runs very deep. When I'm around water I'm completely fulfilled. The scent is all about the skin. It's that soft, coconutty, baked, warm sun smell. It's fresh, it's clean, it's natural. It's just good."
SCRUFF.
That is all.
*THUD*