The Secret Giraffe Snuff Film Series, Vol. 1: The Immersion
Pssst...don't forget, all you internet people I love, you'll have EXACTLY two minutes to view the 10-30 second video I'll be posting TOMORROW of me starting to destroy the giraffe...sloooowly.
I'll post the link at 3:29pm (and 59 seconds of course) and will take it down as soooon as the clock strikes me across the face at 3:33.01!
Take as many screenshots as you can! There will (hopefully) be two camera angles to choose from and if you are quick enough you may get to watch both! Here are some Windows screenshot programs in case you need um! Here's also some programs for the MAC (scroll down to the bottom of the page)!
These videos will be seeeecret as soon as 3:33pm hits, so don't miss out on being an official MURDERER with me! There will still be four more chances for you to participate, but don't you want to brag that you were involved in all five parts?
For those of you that are coming over my apartment tomorrow don't forget the cameras (though three polariods, one holga, one Nikon Digital SLR, and a crappy Kodak Easyshare will all be up for grabs) and don't forget to dress warm, and for me to thank you 1,000,000 times before you leave! Feel free to come early for crafty goodness. I think I'm gonna devote tomorrow to creating a design for a shirt that says "EL SANTO CURED MY LEPROSY" and to learning how to make chain-mail jewlery!
double pssst...did you know EL SANTO really DID cure leprosy in one of his many films, which I believe was entitled "EL SANTO BEATS UP A BUNCH OF LEPERS WITHOUT ACTUALLY TOUCHING THEM."
LONG LIVE EL SANTO!
