Option 1 Probably Wasn't So Great Either

[colleenaf]

So if you are in a taxicab on the way to the airport and you've been fighting off one of those weird eye migraines and start to get a little nauseous...is it better to throw up out the window and risk the car behind you getting freaked out and having an accident, or is it better just to throw up in the cab and risk getting in an accident because

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[clevortrevor]

they cancelled your vacation??? I'm really sorry.

This is only because of your walrus picture, and because looking at this guy will make you instantly happy: http://www.nuxx.net/gallery/v/random_stuff/found_images/monstersea0yp6uh.jpg.html

[colleenaf]

It wasn't so much a boss that cancelled it, as it was an evergrowing pile of work that cancelled it. It was impossible to finish by the time I left this week, though I tried really hard. The vacation wasn't so much cancelled as postponed. Supposedly I can take it sometime in November after I finish a couple of big projects. I need it sooo bad I randomly googled "walrus".

Your walrus is my new best friend. You win! Your walrus is the best.

[quickly_9]

its a seal!

[colleenaf]

Wait is that a REAL seal? Holy crap! That's terrifying! I mean I'd still be it's BFF, but TERRIFYING.

[gwangi]

It's an elephant seal, but it's been photoshopped. You don't want to be a BFF to a male elephant seal anyway, since they weigh around two tons and do things like smack into one another as a way to fight for the lady seals. They have large teeth (they're in the order Carnivora, after all), and they really gash the snot out of one another. You can imagine how they treat the females. It's....errr....not pretty.

[quickly_9]

don't listen to this person. Elephant seals are gentle creatures that will brush your hair for you.