If I were the type to go friends-only...

Nov 07, 2007 19:02

I'd list five things you'd need to know about me.

1. I don't comment on your posts unless I have something to say, deal with it. I don't care about comments on mine either.
2. I just need to restrict who tf is reading my shit. And I do mean shit; I rarely update.
3. I don't rip music or vids, so I'd like to know why the hell else would you want to add me.
4. I don't add everyone; it's very unlikely I'll add you, no you can't have an invite to __________, your comment will be screened until I read it.
5. That's more than five things, I know.

..then post the respective IPs of these weird-ass lurkers that flood my inbox with their 'unfamiliar' IPs. DD8 I've done this before how strange

Anyway, holy shit, LJ did NOT just activate messaging. There is no fucking way, because I was just here yesterday fixing tags, which are now on autofill, might I add. The message thingy has the best error- ..um, message:
There was an error processing your request:
* Stop trying to message yourself, we're not that kind of service

LOL. Ok ok. Back to honeybee mating habits.

Before that though, I have to remind myself to get an interview with two kids under the age of FIVE D: (how the hell am I going to manage that I know not) about philosophical questions they've recently asked their parents. Like, why is the sky blue? Or where do babies come from? Why is gray a color? Why is dad going bald? Why does mom's mouth run off like a squealing pig whenever I do nothing all day at home? A five-pager afterwards, then I'm DONE WITH THE CLASS until the final, omg. And I needn't study for that, all you do is review the keywords at the end of each chapter and make sure you know them to get an A. An A+ would mean that I actually glossed over some parts of the chapters and STOPPED falling asleep in class, but nah, can't be too overachieving.

Aagh, why do I feel so hurried? Is this the consequence of putting off a 100-question midterm until the night it's due? That was rhetorical, do not answer that.

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