Snow, Clay Rabbits, and Paralysis
DriedToRed: why do you want me break my spinal column into a million pieces?!?!
ItaLiaNMiKe: haha, I'm sorry, you can drink hot chocolate.
DriedToRed: you can go around the mountain and pick them up for me. it will be like jenga.
ItaLiaNMiKe: hahaha
DriedToRed: haha what if like the one time I go down a hill I snap something and I'm PARALYZED from the eyes down for life. Then you'd feel bad.
ItaLiaNMiKe: I would feel awful, but how often does that happen? like never.
ItaLiaNMiKe: these are bunny slopes, the bunnies are playing on them, they're just having a good old time, and you think you can break your spine.
DriedToRed: there's no bunnies, Mike.
DriedToRed: if there's bunnies with ski poles and snow goggles on the hill then I'll go.
ItaLiaNMiKe: what if I dressed up as a bunny, and snowboarded down the hill, would you go?
DriedToRed: haha maybe if you dressed up as a clay bunny like those cute ones I like so much in Wallace and Gromit.
DriedToRed: but it might be hard to go down a hill trapped inside a clay suit.
ItaLiaNMiKe: haha, yeah, plus I'd look really stupid, I might trip over my dying ego.
Haha. Boys. If he thinks hes going to get me to fly down a hill cacooned in snow gear and standing on a wet board, he's nuts...
ItaLiaNMiKe: haha, I'm sorry, you can drink hot chocolate.
DriedToRed: you can go around the mountain and pick them up for me. it will be like jenga.
ItaLiaNMiKe: hahaha
DriedToRed: haha what if like the one time I go down a hill I snap something and I'm PARALYZED from the eyes down for life. Then you'd feel bad.
ItaLiaNMiKe: I would feel awful, but how often does that happen? like never.
ItaLiaNMiKe: these are bunny slopes, the bunnies are playing on them, they're just having a good old time, and you think you can break your spine.
DriedToRed: there's no bunnies, Mike.
DriedToRed: if there's bunnies with ski poles and snow goggles on the hill then I'll go.
ItaLiaNMiKe: what if I dressed up as a bunny, and snowboarded down the hill, would you go?
DriedToRed: haha maybe if you dressed up as a clay bunny like those cute ones I like so much in Wallace and Gromit.
DriedToRed: but it might be hard to go down a hill trapped inside a clay suit.
ItaLiaNMiKe: haha, yeah, plus I'd look really stupid, I might trip over my dying ego.
Haha. Boys. If he thinks hes going to get me to fly down a hill cacooned in snow gear and standing on a wet board, he's nuts...