Tofurkey
DriedToRed: tofurkey!
potlyd: yuck
DriedToRed: its tofu in the shape of a turkey! it jiggles and everything. you should get on that, considering you want to be a vegetarian
potlyd: ug
potlyd: no way
potlyd: i dont need meat flavored products
DriedToRed: haha its mandatory!
potlyd: im happy without it
potlyd: fine im gunna be an anarchist vegetarian
potlyd: bring on the lentils.
DriedToRed: i INVENTED vegetarianism and im telling you you HAVE to do it!
DriedToRed: now get a straw and eat that turkey!
potlyd: haha pesh.
DriedToRed: I'm going to make you eat the turkey jello
potlyd: NO WAY
potlyd: if you do that
potlyd: you are gonna have to eat it too
DriedToRed: hah but im not the vegetarian. im the fat meat eater who doesnt know what an ecliptical machine is
potlyd: ELLIPTICAL
potlyd: haha
DriedToRed: see?! my point exactly
potlyd: yuck
DriedToRed: its tofu in the shape of a turkey! it jiggles and everything. you should get on that, considering you want to be a vegetarian
potlyd: ug
potlyd: no way
potlyd: i dont need meat flavored products
DriedToRed: haha its mandatory!
potlyd: im happy without it
potlyd: fine im gunna be an anarchist vegetarian
potlyd: bring on the lentils.
DriedToRed: i INVENTED vegetarianism and im telling you you HAVE to do it!
DriedToRed: now get a straw and eat that turkey!
potlyd: haha pesh.
DriedToRed: I'm going to make you eat the turkey jello
potlyd: NO WAY
potlyd: if you do that
potlyd: you are gonna have to eat it too
DriedToRed: hah but im not the vegetarian. im the fat meat eater who doesnt know what an ecliptical machine is
potlyd: ELLIPTICAL
potlyd: haha
DriedToRed: see?! my point exactly