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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last week I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In September I bought porn for bobaleighboo (-10 points). Last month I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Friday I put money in uncool_dude's expired parking meter (14 points). Last Saturday mattisfaction and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-822 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
collateral56k
Cripes I've been busy...