Good reason to catch the bus on time
Okay, so there's this kinda skanky looking girl who rides the bus in the morning. I really dislike her for some reason, despite never exchanging words with her. Maybe it's 'cause she wears shorts in the morning, or because she looks like she's from Oceanside, I don't know, but I definately dislike her in the way that you can just dislike an anonnymous person, and today the gods of public transportation blessed me by letting me eavesdrop on this nerdy Christian looking boy trying to convince her that he has "respect" for her by talking with her and asking questions of her, etc. Some highlights, which yes, I wrote down in my notebook include:
(in reference to aging women using skin cream to cover up wrinkles)
"Wrinkles break down the skin and show the inner beauty of a person."
"Every night I go into my mom's bed and just talk to her"
"What's your favorite beverage?"
Fucking magnificent! Those are all DIRECT fucking quotes, and then he was going off on Victoria Secrets models and being like "y'know, I just want a nice girl, not someone who's gonna dominate me, and all those models just seem like they want to dominate the man. Like, you're my ideal girl, y'know, just down to earth, pretty, a nice personality..." Ah, he goes in for the kill.
Now I'm not saying I'd play it any better (not that I'd EVER even attempt to pick up on a definitively looking skanky white girl like that.) You pretty much gotta lay down loads of crap to pick up on any girl, especially in such a neutral place like the bus, but if this dopey broad doesn't see through this guy like cellophane she deserves all the bad sex she's gonna get from this guy.
What I wonder most is whether this guy's actually for real. Like, it boggles my mind to think that some guys are actually like that, actually care about what some random broad on the bus's favorite beverage is. I mean, I know there's a lot of B.S. you have to go through to get to really know somebody, and maybe this guy really was just making conversation, but to me, whenever I hear a guy going out of his way to convey how much he respects women all I can think is "alright, this guy's trying to get some," and there's nothing wrong with that, but I also know for a FACT, for a fucking fact that the whole time this guy was talking about his mom, and disciplining children, etc., he was thinking about cumming in that girls hair, fucking her in the ass, or punching her in the face. I know this for a FACT.
I guess what I'm saying is there's a fine line between deceiving others for the sake of, shall we say, obtaining a certain goal and deceiving yourself. Knowing that line and will define your quality of character. The end.
(in reference to aging women using skin cream to cover up wrinkles)
"Wrinkles break down the skin and show the inner beauty of a person."
"Every night I go into my mom's bed and just talk to her"
"What's your favorite beverage?"
Fucking magnificent! Those are all DIRECT fucking quotes, and then he was going off on Victoria Secrets models and being like "y'know, I just want a nice girl, not someone who's gonna dominate me, and all those models just seem like they want to dominate the man. Like, you're my ideal girl, y'know, just down to earth, pretty, a nice personality..." Ah, he goes in for the kill.
Now I'm not saying I'd play it any better (not that I'd EVER even attempt to pick up on a definitively looking skanky white girl like that.) You pretty much gotta lay down loads of crap to pick up on any girl, especially in such a neutral place like the bus, but if this dopey broad doesn't see through this guy like cellophane she deserves all the bad sex she's gonna get from this guy.
What I wonder most is whether this guy's actually for real. Like, it boggles my mind to think that some guys are actually like that, actually care about what some random broad on the bus's favorite beverage is. I mean, I know there's a lot of B.S. you have to go through to get to really know somebody, and maybe this guy really was just making conversation, but to me, whenever I hear a guy going out of his way to convey how much he respects women all I can think is "alright, this guy's trying to get some," and there's nothing wrong with that, but I also know for a FACT, for a fucking fact that the whole time this guy was talking about his mom, and disciplining children, etc., he was thinking about cumming in that girls hair, fucking her in the ass, or punching her in the face. I know this for a FACT.
I guess what I'm saying is there's a fine line between deceiving others for the sake of, shall we say, obtaining a certain goal and deceiving yourself. Knowing that line and will define your quality of character. The end.