Celebrate the dead.

Mar 20, 2005 22:56

Dear fiends and those of you who are not cool enough to be fiends.

I would like to all let you know, that when I grow up, I'm going take over the world, and make it so that religious wars are not needed to be fought.

If "God" wanted war to be set all troughout the world, he wouldn't of let Hitler die in 1957. He didn't die in the 40's EVERYONE knows that.. he really hid and gave the white flag, but died later in 1957... anyway.

I'm going to dominate the world, and if you don't like it, then move to a special place I'll make for people who don't like me, on a land with George fuckin' W. You'll have no weapons of any kind. In fact, weapons will only be intended to kill animals for food.

Shitty music (to my stanards) will be destroyed. KISS will not stand for Knights In Satan's Service.

Marajaunna and other herbal drugs will be legalized, so that drugs such as coke, meth., and crank will be cracked down on.

Freedom of religion will mean that you, Christian, Muslim, Jewish, Satanist, or whatever you are, cannot degrade others, and you cannot go door to door and push for people to come to your church.

Food will also be available in pill form.

Other forms of gasoline will be developed, and prices of it will not be the same price per gallon, that you fucking pay for every month on your car.

The drinking age will be lowered to "If you can see over the bar, and you know how to pronouce the drink you want."

The age to be able to buy Tobacco will be 16.

Driving will be 15, no fucking excuses, even if you do live on a farm.

Voting age will be droped to 15 as well.

If you don't like it, like I said, you can live on an island with the W., or start a cult and drink purple kool-aid. Your choice.

The End.
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