Apparently I'm dead

[colin_p]

After coming back from Kenya, I went to a private school here in Winnipeg for a year. One of my classmates during that year is one of my co-workers, and today he brought me something of some interest. He's been getting the alumni newsletter, and this time they included a list of all the people who are, and are not receiving the newsletter from our class. There are a number of people who they have addresses for, and a number of people who they don't have addresses for. I'm marked as Deceased. My co-worker asked if I was a terrorist masquerading as "Colin" and I admitted that he found me out.

If only I could convince the university that I was also dead, they may stop sending me their alumni newsletters and bugging me for donations.

Colin