Goyle.
I, really, really, really hate to say this.
I'd thought that pig in a blanket I had at supper last night was fishy. I took one bite of it but it was course and really tough and I just wound up leaving it for the house elves to throw away. But now that I think about it I--
I swear, this time you've gone too far, Weasleys!!! Sure, it's all fun and games--until someone loses a finger! I'm really serious, Professor McGonagall--how do I get out of this stupid house?
If you ask the house elves I'm sure one of them has it, Goyle! And I've got something that should cheer you up, Goyle! Honest! You and a lot of other folks! I'm proud to say Hogwarts has needed something like this, for a long time! And now it's here!
I hope to see all of you there! Wednesday, 9pm SHARP!!!!