The Cole, Lindsey and Mal Story
so remember that story we wrote in our notebook senior year?
well i found it. here it is:
It was Spring Break 200 and three of them were ticked away in some booming west coast border town called lanama. There they sat without a care in the world except for getting another pina colada, those darkening tan lines, and a group of local boys playing volleyball in the sand. Suddenly Cole realizes that the boys look really familiar, it's Orli, Johnny and Colin. So the 3 girls get up to go talk to the hotties and up walks Adam and Joey. Oh no, vacation ruined! The girls try to get away but and Adam and Joey just won't shut up. (go figure). So now the 3 hotties are walking off into the city and the chicas have no idea where they went. Now they gotta get rid of Adam and Joey and find their men! So there are the girls left stranded on the beach with Joey and Adam. The 3 look around suspiciously in a desperate attempt to lose them. There's absolutely no place to hide and about as many places to run to. Suddenly Cole devises a plan. "Hey Joey, wanna makeout?" Joey's face immediately lights up at Cole's suggestion, and before she can react he grabs her, dips her, and sticks his tongue down her throat. Naturally Cole freaks out because she was just kidding. She flails around, trying to get away from Joey, but he is suprisingly strong for such a little guy and he won't let go. Adam’s just standing there with a slightly surprised look on his face and Mal and Lindz are cracking up but they control themselves and pull Joey off of poor molested Cole. After watching that sickening moment, Mal becomes inspired by Joey. She jumps on Adam and rams her tongue down his throat! No one else touches them for it it obvious they are both enjoying it. But after about 10 minutes Cole and Lindz get bored and very scared from the seductive looks Joey is passing their way. But before Cole and Lindz could say anything to break apart Mal and Adam, Joey just lost control and jumps on Lindz. Apparently Joey just couldn’t get enough. Cole grabs Joey off Lindz, then they both grab Mal away from Adam. Mal comes up with a plan. She tells Adam and Joey if they turn around the chicas will take off their swimsuits for them. As soon as they turn around the girls run to the water. Cole sees some jetskis on shore so Lindz and Cole each grab one and Mal jumps on the back of Coles. Joey and Adam turn around in time to see the jetskis speed off, the girls are way too far ahead to even think about chasing after. And yet they did anyways. But unlucky for them, the only thing left on shore was a row boat. So in their vain effort to catch up, Joey and Adam jumped into the boat, which was called Tween Coleslegs. So Joey and Adam jumped in Tween Coleslegs at the same time! And then they get tipped over and get all wet! When the girls are in the middle of the ocean they run outta gas on the jetskis!!! Joey and Adam are catching up! So Cole screams for help! Just as Joey and Adam reach the girls, there’s a helicopter right above them and a rope drops down for the girls. Cole grabs the rope and Joey and Adam jump on Mal and Lindz and start ripping their clothes off. As Cole gets in the helicopter she looks to see who their rescuer is and it’s none other than Wade Robson! So Cole and Wade makeout for awhile then rescue Mal and Lindz and the four of them fly off into the horizon!
after that i was banned from writing anymore and the story was discontinued. haha. this made me laugh so hard! i think that's the only thing i miss about high school, our notebooks. :)
well i found it. here it is:
It was Spring Break 200 and three of them were ticked away in some booming west coast border town called lanama. There they sat without a care in the world except for getting another pina colada, those darkening tan lines, and a group of local boys playing volleyball in the sand. Suddenly Cole realizes that the boys look really familiar, it's Orli, Johnny and Colin. So the 3 girls get up to go talk to the hotties and up walks Adam and Joey. Oh no, vacation ruined! The girls try to get away but and Adam and Joey just won't shut up. (go figure). So now the 3 hotties are walking off into the city and the chicas have no idea where they went. Now they gotta get rid of Adam and Joey and find their men! So there are the girls left stranded on the beach with Joey and Adam. The 3 look around suspiciously in a desperate attempt to lose them. There's absolutely no place to hide and about as many places to run to. Suddenly Cole devises a plan. "Hey Joey, wanna makeout?" Joey's face immediately lights up at Cole's suggestion, and before she can react he grabs her, dips her, and sticks his tongue down her throat. Naturally Cole freaks out because she was just kidding. She flails around, trying to get away from Joey, but he is suprisingly strong for such a little guy and he won't let go. Adam’s just standing there with a slightly surprised look on his face and Mal and Lindz are cracking up but they control themselves and pull Joey off of poor molested Cole. After watching that sickening moment, Mal becomes inspired by Joey. She jumps on Adam and rams her tongue down his throat! No one else touches them for it it obvious they are both enjoying it. But after about 10 minutes Cole and Lindz get bored and very scared from the seductive looks Joey is passing their way. But before Cole and Lindz could say anything to break apart Mal and Adam, Joey just lost control and jumps on Lindz. Apparently Joey just couldn’t get enough. Cole grabs Joey off Lindz, then they both grab Mal away from Adam. Mal comes up with a plan. She tells Adam and Joey if they turn around the chicas will take off their swimsuits for them. As soon as they turn around the girls run to the water. Cole sees some jetskis on shore so Lindz and Cole each grab one and Mal jumps on the back of Coles. Joey and Adam turn around in time to see the jetskis speed off, the girls are way too far ahead to even think about chasing after. And yet they did anyways. But unlucky for them, the only thing left on shore was a row boat. So in their vain effort to catch up, Joey and Adam jumped into the boat, which was called Tween Coleslegs. So Joey and Adam jumped in Tween Coleslegs at the same time! And then they get tipped over and get all wet! When the girls are in the middle of the ocean they run outta gas on the jetskis!!! Joey and Adam are catching up! So Cole screams for help! Just as Joey and Adam reach the girls, there’s a helicopter right above them and a rope drops down for the girls. Cole grabs the rope and Joey and Adam jump on Mal and Lindz and start ripping their clothes off. As Cole gets in the helicopter she looks to see who their rescuer is and it’s none other than Wade Robson! So Cole and Wade makeout for awhile then rescue Mal and Lindz and the four of them fly off into the horizon!
after that i was banned from writing anymore and the story was discontinued. haha. this made me laugh so hard! i think that's the only thing i miss about high school, our notebooks. :)