Graduation is like tomorrow, dude. Get with it.
I still can't believe graduation is tomorrow. We had rehearsal this morning which went wonderfully. Amanda and I are right next to each other!! :-) She walks 63rd and I walk 64th. Annie and Karen are close, too. So it will be awesome :-) Oh yeah, and we get diplomas. :-p Sharon's really far away. Sorry, Shrn. Lisa Burkman is my walking buddy for a little bit. Hi, Lisa! You're awesome! :-p
I am very proud of Alex. No more elaboration, sorry.
I hope my mom and dad are able to make it to convocation. For once, I'm in pictures!!
I can't really think of anything important. We're watching Kicking and Screaming. It's pretty funny. I'm helping Alex clean his apartment. And I was a good little housewife and cleaned his bathroom :-). lol.
Oh yeah, Alex and I totally guessed Lisa Byrne was valedictorian. Not that it was a really hard guess, but still. Way to go, Lisa!
Are you ready to be terrified? I'm about to share with you one of the most deeply hidden, earth-shaking conspiracies of the past century.
If I show up dead in the next few days... it wasn't natural causes.
Read this list of Bruce Willis movie titles carefully.
Die Hard 1
Die Hard 2
Die Hard 3
Four Rooms
The Fifth Element
The Sixth Sense
Lucky Number Slevin
??????
The Whole Nine Yards
The Whole Ten Yards
??????
Twelve Monkeys
Do you see?! Is it all becoming clear?!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,_,9,10,_,12!
We're two movies away, people! It's all over, after that! Once the circle is completed, there's no going back! It's Bruce O'Clock, and those chimes won't ever stop ringing, baby!
Not terrified? Check out this brief e-mail correspondence. If this doesn't convince you, nothing will.
TO: Bruce Willis (XXXX@brucewillis.com)
FROM: STEPHEN H. (XXXX@azwp.net)
The jig is up, Bruce. I'm on to your game.
What happens after movies 8 and 11?! Damn you, Willis, what will you do?!
TO: STEPHEN H. (XXXX@azwp.net)
FROM:Bruce Willis (XXXX@brucewillis.com)
All the children will bleed, Mr. Heintz.
All the children will bleed.
I am very proud of Alex. No more elaboration, sorry.
I hope my mom and dad are able to make it to convocation. For once, I'm in pictures!!
I can't really think of anything important. We're watching Kicking and Screaming. It's pretty funny. I'm helping Alex clean his apartment. And I was a good little housewife and cleaned his bathroom :-). lol.
Oh yeah, Alex and I totally guessed Lisa Byrne was valedictorian. Not that it was a really hard guess, but still. Way to go, Lisa!
Are you ready to be terrified? I'm about to share with you one of the most deeply hidden, earth-shaking conspiracies of the past century.
If I show up dead in the next few days... it wasn't natural causes.
Read this list of Bruce Willis movie titles carefully.
Die Hard 1
Die Hard 2
Die Hard 3
Four Rooms
The Fifth Element
The Sixth Sense
Lucky Number Slevin
??????
The Whole Nine Yards
The Whole Ten Yards
??????
Twelve Monkeys
Do you see?! Is it all becoming clear?!
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,_,9,10,_,12!
We're two movies away, people! It's all over, after that! Once the circle is completed, there's no going back! It's Bruce O'Clock, and those chimes won't ever stop ringing, baby!
Not terrified? Check out this brief e-mail correspondence. If this doesn't convince you, nothing will.
TO: Bruce Willis (XXXX@brucewillis.com)
FROM: STEPHEN H. (XXXX@azwp.net)
The jig is up, Bruce. I'm on to your game.
What happens after movies 8 and 11?! Damn you, Willis, what will you do?!
TO: STEPHEN H. (XXXX@azwp.net)
FROM:Bruce Willis (XXXX@brucewillis.com)
All the children will bleed, Mr. Heintz.
All the children will bleed.