Freak Out
Main Character: Baekhyun
Rating: G
Genre: Comedy, Crack, Friendship
Plot: Baekhyun suddenly walks into the world of reality where a group called EXO does not exist.
Author's Note: The story’s time is set in the same era with Moo Treat (Tao’s birthday special fic).
Credits to @baconclouddeer of Twitter for giving me the prompt. Some parts are her idea so thank you!
This is in lieu of #HappyBaekhyunDay birthday special post.
Baekhyun enters in SM Building for a practice session with fellow EXO members. The moment after he enters the said building, a security guard blocked his way and inquired him.
“What are you here for?”
Baekhyun was surprised at the sudden questioning. He then confidently answered, “Sir, I’m here to practice with EXO.”
“EXO? There’s no such group as that.” The guard told him.
Baekhyun had a fright of his life when he suddenly hears that there is no such group called EXO.
“Uhm, Sir, EXO is one of the most popular groups here in Korea. We’re that group wherein so many saesangs are chasing after us. I’m Baekhyun, a member of EXO.”
“Sorry Baekhyun, but the group EXO does not exist.”
“WHAT?! NO WE EXIST! EXO ACTUALLY EXIST!” Baekhyun started freaking out loudly. He tried to go past the guard but he was still blocked from entering further into the building.
“HEY! EXO IS A GROUP FORMED IN SM HOW COME WE DON’T EXIST?!” Baekhyun kept shouting and one of the staff in SM called for police to get rid of Baekhyun. Few minutes later, a police officer came to get Baekhyun away from SM.
But before they both left, the officer asked, “What’s the problem here?”
“This guy claims that he’s an EXO member and that the said group exist.”
“Oh okay.”
Baekhyun was taken away from SM Building and he sat at the passenger’s seat inside the police car. When the police officer sat in the driver’s seat, Baekhyun recognized the face of the said person.
It was Chanyeol.
“Chanyeol?!”
“Hey how come you know me? I don’t remember meeting you before.” Chanyeol gave him a questioning look as he started driving the car.
“Huh? It’s me Baekhyun! Wait how come you are a police officer? I remember you being in the same group with me.” Baekhyun spoke up. He was determined to make Chanyeol remember that they met before.
“In the same group? What do you mean?”
“We belong to a group called EXO. Remember?”
“There’s no such group called EXO here in Korea. Baekhyun, I really think something is wrong with you.” Chanyeol said while looking at the top mirror giving Baekhyun a stern look.
“It doesn’t make sense. How come EXO doesn’t exist?”
“What I’m sure of is that they do not exist at all.”
Officer Chanyeol brought Baekhyun to a mental hospital to have him checked. When they arrived there, he accompanied Baekhyun inside the hospital. Officer Chanyeol then spoke to Doctor Kyungsoo the psychiatrist about Baekhyun’s problem.
“Doctor Kyungsoo, I think this guy has this weird condition. He insists that he’s a member of a group that does not exist at all. He tried entering inside SM Building earlier.”
“Oh. He does not look like a person who lost sanity.”
“He doesn’t. But he’s kind of delusional. You take care of him, okay?”
“I will. Thanks Officer Chanyeol.”
“No problem. Thanks Doctor.”
Officer Chanyeol then handed Baekhyun to Doctor Kyungsoo. “Well Baekhyun, you’ll stay here first with the doctor. I think you have some mental problem so it’s better that you stay here.”
“Wait what?! I DON’T HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM!” Baekhyun then looks at Doctor Kyungsoo and squeaked out, “Kyungsoo, you’re a doctor?!”
Doctor Kyungsoo widened his eyes in surprise and said while pointing his index finger to himself, “You know me? I don’t even know you!”
Baekhyun freaks out even further. “WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?! HOW COME BOTH OF YOU DON’T KNOW ME?”
Doctor Kyungsoo then grasps his hand and answered back, “I don’t know! I don’t even know why you know me!”
“Doctor Kyungsoo! Do you think he travelled using a time machine?” Officer Chanyeol nervously asked.
“WHAT’S THAT NONSENSE? I DID NOT TRAVEL USING A TIME MACHINE! I THINK YOU GUYS ARE STUPID!” Baekhyun fired back.
“YAH! It’s you who is stupid, not us!” Doctor Kyungsoo shouted back.
Baekhyun, having fumed up from the pointless argument, slapped both Doctor Kyungsoo and Officer Chanyeol.
“I’M NOT STUPID YOU FREAKS!”
Doctor Kyungsoo and Officer Chanyeol got horrified with what Baekhyun did. Baekhyun quickly ran away from the mental hospital the moment after he slapped them.
“Why you… YAH COME BACK HERE!” Doctor Kyungsoo screeched when he saw Baekhyun running away.
Officer Chanyeol ran to chase after Baekhyun.
Baekhyun while running away looked back, and he saw Officer Chanyeol running after him.
“YAH BAEKHYUN WHY DID YOU EVEN SLAP ME! COME BACK HERE!”
Baekhyun screamed for his life and then he went inside a university. He suddenly went inside one of the lecture hall which has two-way exits respectively.
Professor Yifan was peacefully lecturing to the students about galaxy when Baekhyun suddenly barged in. Baekhyun ran behind from where Professor Yifan is standing and got out to the other exit door of the room.
“Whoa whoa, how come someone is running inside this room?!” Professor Yifan suddenly shouted out in surprise.
Moments later, the lecture hall’s door was opened again with Officer Chanyeol running inside.
Professor Yifan freaked out, “WHY IS A POLICE OFFICER SUDDENLY BARGE IN HERE?! GET OUT!”
Officer Chanyeol then got out of the lecture hall. Professor Yifan was really pissed because of the surprise disturbances in his lecture session today. He announced to the class, “All of you are dismissed right now!”
Baekhyun was still running for his life. He entered inside a bubble tea shop, jumped over and hid below the serving stand. Cashier Sehun saw Officer Chanyeol entering inside the bubble tea shop and pointed the gun at him.
Cashier Sehun raised his hands up and said, “Oh my god I did not do anything wrong! Why are you pointing the gun at me?!”
“Is there anyone hiding here?” Officer Chanyeol asked him.
Before Cashier Sehun can answer, Baekhyun tries to pull his pants down so that the man will not be able to answer back to the police officer. Cashier Sehun started to panic so he started slapping the hell out of Baekhyun.
“STOP PULLING MY PANTS MY GOODNESS!”
Baekhyun keeps trying to pull Cashier Sehun’s pants down. When the pants have started to fall down, Cashier Sehun shouted, “PLEASE HELP ME! HE’S HARASSING ME!”
Baekhyun jumped over the table and escaped from Officer Chanyeol. Officer Chanyeol ran after him leaving Sehun half-naked down below.
Baekhyun ran so fast and when he spotted a large bookstore, he entered inside hoping for Officer Chanyeol not to spot him. There is a coffee shop inside the bookstore so he decided to take a break there.
“One hot mocha please.” Baekhyun said his order and he saw Barista Xiumin. Baekhyun did not say anything anymore.
He watched carefully as Barista Xiumin is preparing his coffee. When his order was served, the bookstore suddenly goes into chaos.
Officer Chanyeol got inside the bookstore to look for Baekhyun. Baekhyun started running with his coffee in hand. When the police spotted him, Baekhyun ran in between book shelves.
Bookstore big boss Suho got out from his office to check out the situation. Officer Chanyeol kept on chasing after Baekhyun. Big boss Suho unfortunately stood in a wrong area that Baekhyun spilled his hot coffee on his suit.
Big boss Suho hissed in pain when the coffee spilled over him. The misfortune was not enough yet because Officer Chanyeol even pushed him down on the floor as he tried catching up on Baekhyun.
Big boss Suho wailed on the floor out loud.
Baekhyun got out of the bookstore and continued to run. He even ambushed the ribbon cutting ceremony of a museum opening led by United Nations Ambassador of Peace, Zhang Yixing. Yixing actually fainted when the ribbon was cut into half by Officer Chanyeol.
Baekhyun ended up in a soccer field and was in a middle of a soccer game. Soccer Player Luhan kicked the ball hoping that it scores a goal but Baekhyun served as a human barrier as the ball did not make it. Soccer Player Luhan was terribly pissed as he kicked the ball for the second try and it hit Officer Chanyeol’s chest.
With that sudden break, it gave Baekhyun more time to hide from the police officer. He entered inside a theatre and sat down to watch Theater actor Jongdae and Ballet dancer Jongin performing. Few minutes later, the theatre was in chaos because of Officer Chanyeol’s entry. Baekhyun ran away from him.
Theatre actor Jongdae cried and threw tantrums after his performance was rudely interrupted.
Baekhyun kept running along the streets of Seoul but was stopped when a certain hand pulled him away.
The said man looked at Baekhyun from head to toe and told him, “I wanna hire you as my model.”
Baekhyun then asked him, “Who are you?”
“I’m Huang Zitao, a famous fashion designer.”
“Wow. You’re impressive.” Baekhyun said with a sheepish smile.
Officer Chanyeol finally saw Baekhyun and pulled him away from Zitao. Fashion designer Zitao’s reflex was fast that he pulled Baekhyun to him. “What’s your problem? He’s my model.”
“I’m arresting him for harassing people.”
“What the hell?! That’s impossible.” Fashion designer Zitao said in disbelief and pulled Baekhyun back.
“Sorry but I’m taking him away from you.” Officer Chanyeol pulled Baekhyun away from the fashion designer.
“NO WAY! YOU CAN’T DO THAT!” Fashion designer Zitao pulled Baekhyun towards himself.
And a tug of war happens.
~
Baekhyun sat up on his bed after waking up from his bad dream. He was sweating profusely and wondered what on earth happened to him. Two minutes later, the door of his room was opened. Chanyeol brought the cake with him and the whole gang entered singing a happy birthday song.
“Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday Baekhyun!”
Baekhyun felt rage after seeing Chanyeol because in that dream, Chanyeol was chasing after him for a crime that he did not really committed. He does not know what to feel at that moment, whether to be happy or to be mad. He felt rage because he was not able to settle his spirit so the next thing that came out from his mouth is -
“GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY ROOM! GET OUTTA HERE!” Baekhyun screamed out of his might shocking the whole EXO members including the Happy Virus.
Chanyeol asked him sadly, “Baekhyun, what’s wrong?”
Yixing calmly coaxed Chanyeol, “Come on, Yeol. Let’s go.”
The members sadly and quietly left Baekhyun’s room and closed the door. They settled outside of the door of the room.
Chanyeol whispered, “I wonder what happened to Baek.”
Suho had his left ear beside the door. He whispered, “Did I just hear a sniffle?”
Yifan went to the door to listen as well and confirmed quietly, “Yeah I think so.”
The other members listened as well. Baekhyun was crying inside the room.
Tao suddenly stood up to get the cow stuffed toy that Baekhyun gave to him on his birthday. When he got back in front of Baekhyun’s room, he sat down on the floor and slowly opened the door.
“Tao, what are you doing?” Sehun asked him in whisper.
Tao placed the cow stuffed toy inside the room and lightly almost closed the door. Baekhyun saw the stuffed toy on the floor. He picked it up and sat down again on his bed. He felt so sorry for himself and to the members that he cried while hugging it. He mumbled, “I’m sorry.”
When Baekhyun calmed himself down, he suddenly remembered about his birthday candles. So he opened the door and saw the members outside. He went out and the members watched him making a small wish before blowing the candles.
Suho then asked him, “What happened, Baekhyun?”
“I just woke up from a bad dream before you guys came in to surprise me.”
After a short pause, Chanyeol spoke up. “Oh so we entered at a wrong time?”
“Yes unfortunately. I’m sorry guys.” Baekhyun started to cry again in regret.
Tao went to him and hugged him from behind. “Aww hyung, don’t cry again please. I might cry because of you.”
Baekhyun commented with a chuckle, “You’re always a crybaby.”
The members all went to Baekhyun and hugged him in a group hug. After they pulled out, Baekhyun asked, “Can we all sleep together as twelve later in the living room?”
Jongdae dallops the cake icing on Baekhyun’s nose and answered, “Of course we can tonight.”
Baekhyun’s face scrunches up after what Jongdae did. He grabs his birthday cake and starts chasing after the members to smother the icing on their faces.
Rating: G
Genre: Comedy, Crack, Friendship
Plot: Baekhyun suddenly walks into the world of reality where a group called EXO does not exist.
Author's Note: The story’s time is set in the same era with Moo Treat (Tao’s birthday special fic).
Credits to @baconclouddeer of Twitter for giving me the prompt. Some parts are her idea so thank you!
This is in lieu of #HappyBaekhyunDay birthday special post.
Baekhyun enters in SM Building for a practice session with fellow EXO members. The moment after he enters the said building, a security guard blocked his way and inquired him.
“What are you here for?”
Baekhyun was surprised at the sudden questioning. He then confidently answered, “Sir, I’m here to practice with EXO.”
“EXO? There’s no such group as that.” The guard told him.
Baekhyun had a fright of his life when he suddenly hears that there is no such group called EXO.
“Uhm, Sir, EXO is one of the most popular groups here in Korea. We’re that group wherein so many saesangs are chasing after us. I’m Baekhyun, a member of EXO.”
“Sorry Baekhyun, but the group EXO does not exist.”
“WHAT?! NO WE EXIST! EXO ACTUALLY EXIST!” Baekhyun started freaking out loudly. He tried to go past the guard but he was still blocked from entering further into the building.
“HEY! EXO IS A GROUP FORMED IN SM HOW COME WE DON’T EXIST?!” Baekhyun kept shouting and one of the staff in SM called for police to get rid of Baekhyun. Few minutes later, a police officer came to get Baekhyun away from SM.
But before they both left, the officer asked, “What’s the problem here?”
“This guy claims that he’s an EXO member and that the said group exist.”
“Oh okay.”
Baekhyun was taken away from SM Building and he sat at the passenger’s seat inside the police car. When the police officer sat in the driver’s seat, Baekhyun recognized the face of the said person.
It was Chanyeol.
“Chanyeol?!”
“Hey how come you know me? I don’t remember meeting you before.” Chanyeol gave him a questioning look as he started driving the car.
“Huh? It’s me Baekhyun! Wait how come you are a police officer? I remember you being in the same group with me.” Baekhyun spoke up. He was determined to make Chanyeol remember that they met before.
“In the same group? What do you mean?”
“We belong to a group called EXO. Remember?”
“There’s no such group called EXO here in Korea. Baekhyun, I really think something is wrong with you.” Chanyeol said while looking at the top mirror giving Baekhyun a stern look.
“It doesn’t make sense. How come EXO doesn’t exist?”
“What I’m sure of is that they do not exist at all.”
Officer Chanyeol brought Baekhyun to a mental hospital to have him checked. When they arrived there, he accompanied Baekhyun inside the hospital. Officer Chanyeol then spoke to Doctor Kyungsoo the psychiatrist about Baekhyun’s problem.
“Doctor Kyungsoo, I think this guy has this weird condition. He insists that he’s a member of a group that does not exist at all. He tried entering inside SM Building earlier.”
“Oh. He does not look like a person who lost sanity.”
“He doesn’t. But he’s kind of delusional. You take care of him, okay?”
“I will. Thanks Officer Chanyeol.”
“No problem. Thanks Doctor.”
Officer Chanyeol then handed Baekhyun to Doctor Kyungsoo. “Well Baekhyun, you’ll stay here first with the doctor. I think you have some mental problem so it’s better that you stay here.”
“Wait what?! I DON’T HAVE A MENTAL PROBLEM!” Baekhyun then looks at Doctor Kyungsoo and squeaked out, “Kyungsoo, you’re a doctor?!”
Doctor Kyungsoo widened his eyes in surprise and said while pointing his index finger to himself, “You know me? I don’t even know you!”
Baekhyun freaks out even further. “WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?! HOW COME BOTH OF YOU DON’T KNOW ME?”
Doctor Kyungsoo then grasps his hand and answered back, “I don’t know! I don’t even know why you know me!”
“Doctor Kyungsoo! Do you think he travelled using a time machine?” Officer Chanyeol nervously asked.
“WHAT’S THAT NONSENSE? I DID NOT TRAVEL USING A TIME MACHINE! I THINK YOU GUYS ARE STUPID!” Baekhyun fired back.
“YAH! It’s you who is stupid, not us!” Doctor Kyungsoo shouted back.
Baekhyun, having fumed up from the pointless argument, slapped both Doctor Kyungsoo and Officer Chanyeol.
“I’M NOT STUPID YOU FREAKS!”
Doctor Kyungsoo and Officer Chanyeol got horrified with what Baekhyun did. Baekhyun quickly ran away from the mental hospital the moment after he slapped them.
“Why you… YAH COME BACK HERE!” Doctor Kyungsoo screeched when he saw Baekhyun running away.
Officer Chanyeol ran to chase after Baekhyun.
Baekhyun while running away looked back, and he saw Officer Chanyeol running after him.
“YAH BAEKHYUN WHY DID YOU EVEN SLAP ME! COME BACK HERE!”
Baekhyun screamed for his life and then he went inside a university. He suddenly went inside one of the lecture hall which has two-way exits respectively.
Professor Yifan was peacefully lecturing to the students about galaxy when Baekhyun suddenly barged in. Baekhyun ran behind from where Professor Yifan is standing and got out to the other exit door of the room.
“Whoa whoa, how come someone is running inside this room?!” Professor Yifan suddenly shouted out in surprise.
Moments later, the lecture hall’s door was opened again with Officer Chanyeol running inside.
Professor Yifan freaked out, “WHY IS A POLICE OFFICER SUDDENLY BARGE IN HERE?! GET OUT!”
Officer Chanyeol then got out of the lecture hall. Professor Yifan was really pissed because of the surprise disturbances in his lecture session today. He announced to the class, “All of you are dismissed right now!”
Baekhyun was still running for his life. He entered inside a bubble tea shop, jumped over and hid below the serving stand. Cashier Sehun saw Officer Chanyeol entering inside the bubble tea shop and pointed the gun at him.
Cashier Sehun raised his hands up and said, “Oh my god I did not do anything wrong! Why are you pointing the gun at me?!”
“Is there anyone hiding here?” Officer Chanyeol asked him.
Before Cashier Sehun can answer, Baekhyun tries to pull his pants down so that the man will not be able to answer back to the police officer. Cashier Sehun started to panic so he started slapping the hell out of Baekhyun.
“STOP PULLING MY PANTS MY GOODNESS!”
Baekhyun keeps trying to pull Cashier Sehun’s pants down. When the pants have started to fall down, Cashier Sehun shouted, “PLEASE HELP ME! HE’S HARASSING ME!”
Baekhyun jumped over the table and escaped from Officer Chanyeol. Officer Chanyeol ran after him leaving Sehun half-naked down below.
Baekhyun ran so fast and when he spotted a large bookstore, he entered inside hoping for Officer Chanyeol not to spot him. There is a coffee shop inside the bookstore so he decided to take a break there.
“One hot mocha please.” Baekhyun said his order and he saw Barista Xiumin. Baekhyun did not say anything anymore.
He watched carefully as Barista Xiumin is preparing his coffee. When his order was served, the bookstore suddenly goes into chaos.
Officer Chanyeol got inside the bookstore to look for Baekhyun. Baekhyun started running with his coffee in hand. When the police spotted him, Baekhyun ran in between book shelves.
Bookstore big boss Suho got out from his office to check out the situation. Officer Chanyeol kept on chasing after Baekhyun. Big boss Suho unfortunately stood in a wrong area that Baekhyun spilled his hot coffee on his suit.
Big boss Suho hissed in pain when the coffee spilled over him. The misfortune was not enough yet because Officer Chanyeol even pushed him down on the floor as he tried catching up on Baekhyun.
Big boss Suho wailed on the floor out loud.
Baekhyun got out of the bookstore and continued to run. He even ambushed the ribbon cutting ceremony of a museum opening led by United Nations Ambassador of Peace, Zhang Yixing. Yixing actually fainted when the ribbon was cut into half by Officer Chanyeol.
Baekhyun ended up in a soccer field and was in a middle of a soccer game. Soccer Player Luhan kicked the ball hoping that it scores a goal but Baekhyun served as a human barrier as the ball did not make it. Soccer Player Luhan was terribly pissed as he kicked the ball for the second try and it hit Officer Chanyeol’s chest.
With that sudden break, it gave Baekhyun more time to hide from the police officer. He entered inside a theatre and sat down to watch Theater actor Jongdae and Ballet dancer Jongin performing. Few minutes later, the theatre was in chaos because of Officer Chanyeol’s entry. Baekhyun ran away from him.
Theatre actor Jongdae cried and threw tantrums after his performance was rudely interrupted.
Baekhyun kept running along the streets of Seoul but was stopped when a certain hand pulled him away.
The said man looked at Baekhyun from head to toe and told him, “I wanna hire you as my model.”
Baekhyun then asked him, “Who are you?”
“I’m Huang Zitao, a famous fashion designer.”
“Wow. You’re impressive.” Baekhyun said with a sheepish smile.
Officer Chanyeol finally saw Baekhyun and pulled him away from Zitao. Fashion designer Zitao’s reflex was fast that he pulled Baekhyun to him. “What’s your problem? He’s my model.”
“I’m arresting him for harassing people.”
“What the hell?! That’s impossible.” Fashion designer Zitao said in disbelief and pulled Baekhyun back.
“Sorry but I’m taking him away from you.” Officer Chanyeol pulled Baekhyun away from the fashion designer.
“NO WAY! YOU CAN’T DO THAT!” Fashion designer Zitao pulled Baekhyun towards himself.
And a tug of war happens.
~
Baekhyun sat up on his bed after waking up from his bad dream. He was sweating profusely and wondered what on earth happened to him. Two minutes later, the door of his room was opened. Chanyeol brought the cake with him and the whole gang entered singing a happy birthday song.
“Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday
Happy birthday Baekhyun!”
Baekhyun felt rage after seeing Chanyeol because in that dream, Chanyeol was chasing after him for a crime that he did not really committed. He does not know what to feel at that moment, whether to be happy or to be mad. He felt rage because he was not able to settle his spirit so the next thing that came out from his mouth is -
“GET OUT! GET OUT! GET OUT OF MY ROOM! GET OUTTA HERE!” Baekhyun screamed out of his might shocking the whole EXO members including the Happy Virus.
Chanyeol asked him sadly, “Baekhyun, what’s wrong?”
Yixing calmly coaxed Chanyeol, “Come on, Yeol. Let’s go.”
The members sadly and quietly left Baekhyun’s room and closed the door. They settled outside of the door of the room.
Chanyeol whispered, “I wonder what happened to Baek.”
Suho had his left ear beside the door. He whispered, “Did I just hear a sniffle?”
Yifan went to the door to listen as well and confirmed quietly, “Yeah I think so.”
The other members listened as well. Baekhyun was crying inside the room.
Tao suddenly stood up to get the cow stuffed toy that Baekhyun gave to him on his birthday. When he got back in front of Baekhyun’s room, he sat down on the floor and slowly opened the door.
“Tao, what are you doing?” Sehun asked him in whisper.
Tao placed the cow stuffed toy inside the room and lightly almost closed the door. Baekhyun saw the stuffed toy on the floor. He picked it up and sat down again on his bed. He felt so sorry for himself and to the members that he cried while hugging it. He mumbled, “I’m sorry.”
When Baekhyun calmed himself down, he suddenly remembered about his birthday candles. So he opened the door and saw the members outside. He went out and the members watched him making a small wish before blowing the candles.
Suho then asked him, “What happened, Baekhyun?”
“I just woke up from a bad dream before you guys came in to surprise me.”
After a short pause, Chanyeol spoke up. “Oh so we entered at a wrong time?”
“Yes unfortunately. I’m sorry guys.” Baekhyun started to cry again in regret.
Tao went to him and hugged him from behind. “Aww hyung, don’t cry again please. I might cry because of you.”
Baekhyun commented with a chuckle, “You’re always a crybaby.”
The members all went to Baekhyun and hugged him in a group hug. After they pulled out, Baekhyun asked, “Can we all sleep together as twelve later in the living room?”
Jongdae dallops the cake icing on Baekhyun’s nose and answered, “Of course we can tonight.”
Baekhyun’s face scrunches up after what Jongdae did. He grabs his birthday cake and starts chasing after the members to smother the icing on their faces.