and, now back to the Uncle
mediumromeo (8:04:02 PM): I have that collector's mentality
mediumromeo (8:04:18 PM): that has become the near financial ruin of Charlie
mediumromeo (8:04:40 PM): one simply is never enough
mediumromeo (8:04:52 PM): I can't just buy Biggs
mediumromeo (8:04:56 PM): he needs an x-wing
mediumromeo (8:05:04 PM): oh look at that luke dagobah one
mediumromeo (8:05:10 PM): oh wait, I need an astromech
mediumromeo (8:05:24 PM): and the luke that came with the x-wing is not in a flight suit'
mediumromeo (8:05:29 PM): So I need one of him
mediumromeo (8:05:41 PM): and what is pilot luke and Biggs without wedge?
mediumromeo (8:06:04 PM): while I am at it, I might as well get that non-swampy x-wing with red leader
mediumromeo (8:06:26 PM): then I just need Porkins to have all of Red Squadron!
mediumromeo (8:06:34 PM): $150 later
mediumromeo (8:07:30 PM): then I look at my 2 x-wings and my red squadron
mediumromeo (8:07:40 PM): and say to myself "they NEED something to battle"
mediumromeo (8:07:49 PM): one vader's tie and 2 tie fighters later
mediumromeo (8:08:05 PM): oh yeah and a darth vader and 2 tie pilots
mediumromeo (8:08:11 PM): and now I have spent $300
mediumromeo (8:08:56 PM): I also have no y wings, no B wings, no a wings, no tie bombers, no tie interceptors, and, most importantly, no Shuttle Tydirium
mediumromeo (8:09:56 PM): I just want to be able to re-enact the climactic space battle from ROTJ in my basement
mediumromeo (8:10:02 PM): is that too much to ask?
minkschmink (8:11:34 PM): no, it's really not
mediumromeo (8:16:31 PM): a real friend would have said something like
mediumromeo (8:16:56 PM): "Instead of worrying about the space battle at the end of Jedi, maybe you should go out and try to get laid."
mediumromeo (8:04:18 PM): that has become the near financial ruin of Charlie
mediumromeo (8:04:40 PM): one simply is never enough
mediumromeo (8:04:52 PM): I can't just buy Biggs
mediumromeo (8:04:56 PM): he needs an x-wing
mediumromeo (8:05:04 PM): oh look at that luke dagobah one
mediumromeo (8:05:10 PM): oh wait, I need an astromech
mediumromeo (8:05:24 PM): and the luke that came with the x-wing is not in a flight suit'
mediumromeo (8:05:29 PM): So I need one of him
mediumromeo (8:05:41 PM): and what is pilot luke and Biggs without wedge?
mediumromeo (8:06:04 PM): while I am at it, I might as well get that non-swampy x-wing with red leader
mediumromeo (8:06:26 PM): then I just need Porkins to have all of Red Squadron!
mediumromeo (8:06:34 PM): $150 later
mediumromeo (8:07:30 PM): then I look at my 2 x-wings and my red squadron
mediumromeo (8:07:40 PM): and say to myself "they NEED something to battle"
mediumromeo (8:07:49 PM): one vader's tie and 2 tie fighters later
mediumromeo (8:08:05 PM): oh yeah and a darth vader and 2 tie pilots
mediumromeo (8:08:11 PM): and now I have spent $300
mediumromeo (8:08:56 PM): I also have no y wings, no B wings, no a wings, no tie bombers, no tie interceptors, and, most importantly, no Shuttle Tydirium
mediumromeo (8:09:56 PM): I just want to be able to re-enact the climactic space battle from ROTJ in my basement
mediumromeo (8:10:02 PM): is that too much to ask?
minkschmink (8:11:34 PM): no, it's really not
mediumromeo (8:16:31 PM): a real friend would have said something like
mediumromeo (8:16:56 PM): "Instead of worrying about the space battle at the end of Jedi, maybe you should go out and try to get laid."