I'm convinced that everyone in my family is losing their minds.
Paige is dating a junior carbon copy of me. It's actually quite eerie.
Leo has taken my advice about winning
Piper back to the extreme. There is such a thing as overboard.
Prue is angry at everyone because her new boyfriend has a fondness for strip clubs. Nothing wrong with that.
Piper's terribly paranoid and putting crystal prisons around her brownies.
And
Morrigan...her cravings have become absolutely insane. I've been exhausting myself keeping her satisified.
I need a vacation.