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After nineteen years of wishing I had a penis, I have come to the conclusion that is better to be sans ding dong. Yes. Yes indeed.
Cooking and cleaning are written into the deal? Sure whatever. Cooking is fun to me, and cleaning gets me to do something productive. And it's instant gratification.
I love my vagina. It never ceases to astonish me.
Yeah, women get pregnant. We have the honor to create and carry another life. It IS hell giving birth, but who did you adore growing up (and still worship). Mom.
And when was the last time a guy got a free smoothie for batting his eyelashes.
There's the argument that only the attractive women can progress and be happy. Um, maybe it's just me, but have you searched the internet? Everybody likes something.
One time this big surly guy named Tim pouted about having his "monthlies" and got a big hug and an excuse to eat chocolate...ah huh.
Women are used for their sexual appeal, exploited, and only seen as pieces of meat. No one forces women to get breast enhancements, tans, and into tiny bikinis. Those women love the attention and are in fact dominant over the males. These women are manipulating the men into wanting them, into giving them the attention, and...dollar bills. Ever heard of shake what your momma gave you? Yeah well, they shake what the doctor on Rodeo Dr. inserted into you.
The Hollywood standard of beauty is the only way to succeed? Reese Witherspoon just won the Oscar for Best Actress tonight. She has the jaw as long as the Mississippi River and the dignity just as great. All of those esteemed women tonight were not the typical hollywood standard, I don't really think there is one. Sure you can complain all you want about Paris Hilton, and how she's a praying mantis-like-bimbo. But she's feeding off of the attention, hell she's an entrepreneur with two books, two perfumes, countless advertising deals, and a freaking porn tape (she's lame in it though). She's just an example of the typical "hot chic" manipulating the masses. She's a woman. Goddangit, Hillary Clinton manipulated the masses of New York City and she's far from hot. Okay I'm rambling without a point. One more thing. So not every woman has the audience of one million people through various tabloids and talk shows. Other ladies use their power of persuasion to receive gifts: dinner, movie, jewelry, flowers, and other items of a romantic and costly nature.
Not all women use their power of manipulation, but it is in us all, sad to say.
Would you rather be manipulated or the manipulatee?
Don't get me wrong, I'm usually the proto-type feminist ( who shaves ). I never needed a man to validate me. But when you find the right person, you can really figure out what being a woman is. Romance is no longer in the size and length of the price tag and receipt. It's in the appreciation of everyday things, the small kisses, the long glances, the warm touches, the consideration, the meaningful words, and the deep sighs. And there I am. In shock, with a loss of breath. What do I do? I don't need to use my god(dess) given talents of manipulation. That's right. When you find the right person, you figure out that being a woman is looking back at the girlish manipulation. That was child's play.
So guys, men, boys, veterans, whatever. Watch out.
Cause ladies is pimps too.
Cooking and cleaning are written into the deal? Sure whatever. Cooking is fun to me, and cleaning gets me to do something productive. And it's instant gratification.
I love my vagina. It never ceases to astonish me.
Yeah, women get pregnant. We have the honor to create and carry another life. It IS hell giving birth, but who did you adore growing up (and still worship). Mom.
And when was the last time a guy got a free smoothie for batting his eyelashes.
There's the argument that only the attractive women can progress and be happy. Um, maybe it's just me, but have you searched the internet? Everybody likes something.
One time this big surly guy named Tim pouted about having his "monthlies" and got a big hug and an excuse to eat chocolate...ah huh.
Women are used for their sexual appeal, exploited, and only seen as pieces of meat. No one forces women to get breast enhancements, tans, and into tiny bikinis. Those women love the attention and are in fact dominant over the males. These women are manipulating the men into wanting them, into giving them the attention, and...dollar bills. Ever heard of shake what your momma gave you? Yeah well, they shake what the doctor on Rodeo Dr. inserted into you.
The Hollywood standard of beauty is the only way to succeed? Reese Witherspoon just won the Oscar for Best Actress tonight. She has the jaw as long as the Mississippi River and the dignity just as great. All of those esteemed women tonight were not the typical hollywood standard, I don't really think there is one. Sure you can complain all you want about Paris Hilton, and how she's a praying mantis-like-bimbo. But she's feeding off of the attention, hell she's an entrepreneur with two books, two perfumes, countless advertising deals, and a freaking porn tape (she's lame in it though). She's just an example of the typical "hot chic" manipulating the masses. She's a woman. Goddangit, Hillary Clinton manipulated the masses of New York City and she's far from hot. Okay I'm rambling without a point. One more thing. So not every woman has the audience of one million people through various tabloids and talk shows. Other ladies use their power of persuasion to receive gifts: dinner, movie, jewelry, flowers, and other items of a romantic and costly nature.
Not all women use their power of manipulation, but it is in us all, sad to say.
Would you rather be manipulated or the manipulatee?
Don't get me wrong, I'm usually the proto-type feminist ( who shaves ). I never needed a man to validate me. But when you find the right person, you can really figure out what being a woman is. Romance is no longer in the size and length of the price tag and receipt. It's in the appreciation of everyday things, the small kisses, the long glances, the warm touches, the consideration, the meaningful words, and the deep sighs. And there I am. In shock, with a loss of breath. What do I do? I don't need to use my god(dess) given talents of manipulation. That's right. When you find the right person, you figure out that being a woman is looking back at the girlish manipulation. That was child's play.
So guys, men, boys, veterans, whatever. Watch out.
Cause ladies is pimps too.