Sep 24, 2006 20:22
LETS TURN THE SCENE FRESHMAN KID INTO AN EMO [survival kit]
step one: get him tight [girls] pants/jeans
step two: "heres a razor. put it on one side of your wrist and drag towards the other"
step three: get the emo hair down, the darker it is the more emo he is
step four: he must cry
step five: he shall talk to spiders
step five: he must sit in a [dark] corner
step six: teach him to listen to bands like dashboard confessional and matchbook romance (not that theyr bad or anything)
step seven: teach him to constantly talk about things as "the black hole that took control of his heart"
step eight: get him dark rimmed nerd glasses
END OF LESSON
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