Go Fox News! You're why the terrorists are going to win. Edit: The link above doesn't work. (Thanks,
ronebofh!)
Go
here instead.
Who wouldn't kidnap a gamer for his MMORPG password? In other news, we sign the lease on our new place tonight. For lease-signing purposes, Cadbury is a cat, because it's just too hard to explain to people that he causes fewer problems than cats do.
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