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I should be studying for my two huge tests tomorrow, but I have better things to do. If you consider doing this a better thing to do.
I just found a silver sparkly ring under the sink in my bathroom.
Friday night I hung out with Tyler. Watched Timeline and ate pizza and ice cream. Very fun.
Yesterday I watched a marathon of Pop-Up Video on Vh1 ( Read more... )
1. Who are you? The coolest person alive
2. Are we friends? Would I really be doing this if we werent? Like, honestly, what a retarded question. This was a waste of 10 seconds of my life.
3. When and how did we meet? In seventh grade in Bitch Shields's class... we united against that biotch... and you always got in trouble and I didn't! Haha! KELLY, THIS V IS NOT FOR VICTORY! Now go to your corner!
4. How have I affected you? If there was no Kelly, there would be no amazing sleepover videos! Haha jk, in more ways than that one, but let's not make this ultra mushy...
5. What do you think of me? You don't really need me to tell you that. Just look at that sheet from 8th grade health where we wrote what we liked about people (I guarantee you 90% of those will say you're nice or you're cool).
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me? Hmmmm... sleepovers come to mind... and penguin chat... and random chatroom sing alongs... and type alongs... too many, but if I write them all down we'll be social outcasts forever...
7. How long do you think we will be friends? Always and forever you and me that's the way our lives should be. Is that a song? Nope, don't think so, no. PLUS we'll always have sleepover videos since they'll be everyone's senior gift!
8. Do you love me? In a nonsexual way (I am NOT a homophobe!)
9. Do you have a crush on me? NO! (I SWEAR I'm not a homophobe!)
10. Would you kiss me? No, that's reserved for Soniadear.
11. Would you hug me? Yeahhhhhhh but idk if I'd be able to get my arms around you since you're so fat...
12. Physically, what stands out? Hmmm your eyes... and your hair since you always think it's frizzzzzzzzzy. OMG KELLY CHECK YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR I THINK YOUR HAIR IS FRIZZY! Oh, you were already doing that? Ok, carry on...
13. Emotionally, what stands out? How you always laugh when you're nervous. YOU FREAK!
14. Do you wish I was cooler? Yeah, then maybe I could talk to you in the hall. But right now I'm just too cool for you.
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I? Idk how high is it on the rating if guys drool when you walk down the hall?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. Kell Bell because you told me that was a nickname for you, so I started calling you that, but apparently that wasn't really a nickname for you, but it just stuck...
17. Am I lovable? Ew, who could love a cute, blond, blue-eyed girl that always laughs and has a good time? Ugh, gross, no way, sorry. I'll stick with loving my anime club friends.
18. How long have you known me? Since 7th grade.
19. Describe me in one word. Giggly. Not to be confused with Gigli, a shitty movie featuring Benifer as a lesbian and a murderer. Because you're neither lesbian or a murderer.
20. What was your first impression? OMG this girl is a total bitch to this teacher and she never shuts up... she's just like me!
21. Do you still think that way about me now? Of course! Except now more has been added to the list. She's a BIG bitch and gets away with everyone thinking she's sweet... haha jk.
22. What do you think my weakness is? That you will be unable to avoid your death of being crushed by GREEN play-doh and disappearing. After a cat attacks you, that is.
23. Do you think I'll get married? Yeah. And when you do, there'll be about 5 guys that kill themselves bc they can't have you. Way to go Kelly.
24. What makes me happy? Talking.
25. What makes me sad? KELLY YOU'RE A WHORE AND SHOULD DIE! <-- That.
26. What reminds you of me? Toxic... that's all I will say...
27. If you could give me anything what would it be? A rich husband so we could drop out of school (we bc naturally, you'd share his money with me) and talk more than we do now...
To be continued...
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28. How well do you know me? WELL! Even better if you weren't so bad at details...
29. When's the last time you saw me? Friday morning. OMG I need my daily dose of Kelly! I'm going through withdrawal...
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't? Yeah! Who hasn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone? Hahaha YES. Twinkle twinkle little star... I <33 old songs. Sorry, random...
32. Do you think our friendship is getting stronger/weaker/or staying the same? Well, I never see you, so a normal person would say weaker, but... are we normal? So of course not, because we will always be tizzite.
33. Do you feel that you could talk to me about anything and I would listen? Sure. You'd have no choice. I'd tie you down and MAKE you listen.
34. Are you going to put this on your journal and see what I say about you? If I'm not too lazy...
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I laughed so hard I cried like Abby does everytime she laughs.
Aaahh...Mrs. Shields. I had almost forgotten about that. About being stuck in a corner alone with Alosha Oskenesnekov (sp? i used to know how to spell it). and getting yelled at for talking when all I had said the whole class period was "Shut up Alosha!!" (a couple hundred times). Geez that kid was so freaking annoying.
You forgot to mention the sleepover at that girl's house. Where we became friends. You know, the girl with the ferret. I don't remember her name anymore.
And our awesome poems. Involving a hairy fairy named larry.
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Who sat on a log
Then he wandered into the fog
There was a bee
Sitting on my knee
Then it flew away from me
There was a lamb
She exploded and went bam!
Then I ate some ham
Yeah we are regular poets, Kell Bell. AP Lang application... write for your own amusement? Yes, poetry. Hahaha!
HAHAHAHAHA! I remember Alosha! Holy crap, in 9th grade I was getting a haircut and I saw him run by with a backpack on! And me and Haylee saw him walking home last month! HOLY CRAP...
<33 Tina
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remember Matt Truitt? I really do miss that kid. and his "Grrrrreat!"
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