You were high on life when you wrote this, right? Or was it le speshul crack of DOOM?
I'M ALWAYS ON LE SPESHUL CRACK OF DOOM, HO.
I remember you were good and Ryan was a table down masturbating.
HE WAS? I must have been too, um, wrapped up in the moment to notice. DAMN IT, I MISSED RYAN WANKING OFF, WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK HIM IF HE'D LIKE TO JOIN US?
BINGO. Tell the lovely whore what she has won, Fred.
WH-HOOOOOOOOOO! I KNEW IT! -is so shmart-
*bows to teh Secks Gods of DOOM*
It's a fantastic religion, no?
Nope. But it is Ryan's ;]
...you mentioned masturbating!Ryan TWICE IN THE SAME COMMENT. 'Scuse me. I need to go get a new pair of underwear.
DAMN. You have the best memory EVAR.
...No, I'm pretty sure I have the memory of an old raisin.
YOU ARE SOOO RIGHT. Fcuk Coldplay and get down with teh Hilary Duff. WHHHHHY NOOOOOOT.....
Z0mgs i lyk luv herrr!1111111 hiiiiilarrrrryyyyyyy111 lolz!!!1!!1!!!!!
You were SOOOO good that I couldnt walk straight the next morning. So I had to hit that shit again, yo.
I'm well-aware of my MAD SKILLZ. -had to say that- Well, it's good thing you decided to keep me then. YAYZ, SEX0RS!
Your name: MY NAME? YOU CANNOT HEAR MY NAME. IT WILL BURN YOUR EARS AND SHAKE YOU TO THE CORE OF YOUR VERY SOUL.
Where did we meet?: You know, that bar that time with the drunken sex? And somehow we're still talking. Amazing.
Take a stab at my middle name: ENRIQUE.
How long have you known me?: Since forevers and evahs.
Do I smoke?: POT.
Do I believe in God?: YOU BEEEEELIEVE IN SEX GODS!
What was your first impression of me upon meeting?: SHE ORDERS NICE SIGGIES. I LIKE HER.
Color of my eyes: Purple.
Do I have any siblings?: FUCK DAT SHIT.
What's one of my favorite things to do?: MASTURBATE!
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?: "MAKE ME A SIGGY, BITCH."
What's my favorite type of music?: I DO NOT KNOW, BUT IT IS DEFINITELY NOT COLDPLAY.
What is the best feature about me?: You stayed friends with me, even after that one-night stand at the shady bar.
Am I shy or outgoing?: YOU LIKE HAVING RANDOM SEX.
Am I a rebel or do I follow the rules?: RULES ARE FOR THE WEAK!
Any special talents: Winning at LIFE and ordering interesting-colored siggies.
Would you consider me a friend?: NO. WHORE. DIE.
If there was one good nickname for me, what would it be?: GIRL WHO IS TOO COOL FOR NAMES.
What's your favorite memory of me?: I TOLD YOU, THE ONE NIGHT STAND!
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?: Dildos. Lots of dildos.
Needless to say, I was in a very silly mood when I filled this out. :D
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Your name: MY NAME? YOU CANNOT HEAR MY NAME. IT WILL BURN YOUR EARS AND SHAKE YOU TO THE CORE OF YOUR VERY SOUL.
...
Where did we meet?: You know, that bar that time with the drunken sex? And somehow we're still talking. Amazing.
I remember you were good and Ryan was a table down masturbating.
Take a stab at my middle name: ENRIQUE.
BINGO. Tell the lovely whore what she has won, Fred.
Do I believe in God?: YOU BEEEEELIEVE IN SEX GODS!
*bows to teh Secks Gods of DOOM*
What's one of my favorite things to do?: MASTURBATE!
Nope. But it is Ryan's ;]
Do you remember one of the first things I said to you?: "MAKE ME A SIGGY, BITCH."
DAMN. You have the best memory EVAR.
What's my favorite type of music?: I DO NOT KNOW, BUT IT IS DEFINITELY NOT COLDPLAY.
YOU ARE SOOO RIGHT. Fcuk Coldplay and get down with teh Hilary Duff. WHHHHHY NOOOOOOT.....
What is the best feature about me?: You stayed friends with me, even after that one-night stand at the shady bar.
You were SOOOO good that I couldnt walk straight the next morning. So I had to hit that shit again, yo.
Am I shy or outgoing?: YOU LIKE HAVING RANDOM SEX.
It's only the best kind. Besidesshowersex.
If you and I were stranded on a desert island, what one thing would I bring?: Dildos. Lots of dildos.
DONT FORGET THE VIBRATOR.
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I'M ALWAYS ON LE SPESHUL CRACK OF DOOM, HO.
I remember you were good and Ryan was a table down masturbating.
HE WAS? I must have been too, um, wrapped up in the moment to notice. DAMN IT, I MISSED RYAN WANKING OFF, WHY DIDN'T YOU ASK HIM IF HE'D LIKE TO JOIN US?
BINGO. Tell the lovely whore what she has won, Fred.
WH-HOOOOOOOOOO! I KNEW IT! -is so shmart-
*bows to teh Secks Gods of DOOM*
It's a fantastic religion, no?
Nope. But it is Ryan's ;]
...you mentioned masturbating!Ryan TWICE IN THE SAME COMMENT. 'Scuse me. I need to go get a new pair of underwear.
DAMN. You have the best memory EVAR.
...No, I'm pretty sure I have the memory of an old raisin.
YOU ARE SOOO RIGHT. Fcuk Coldplay and get down with teh Hilary Duff. WHHHHHY NOOOOOOT.....
Z0mgs i lyk luv herrr!1111111 hiiiiilarrrrryyyyyyy111 lolz!!!1!!1!!!!!
You were SOOOO good that I couldnt walk straight the next morning. So I had to hit that shit again, yo.
I'm well-aware of my MAD SKILLZ. -had to say that- Well, it's good thing you decided to keep me then. YAYZ, SEX0RS!
It's only the best kind. Besidesshowersex.
RANDOMSHOWERSEX!
DONT FORGET THE VIBRATOR.
I just know you aaaall too well, don't I, Gianna?
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