early bird special
is a dose of Julie Z's`:) sheesh i know she is a lil sick, but this girl is straight up snoring like an 18 wheeler downshifting on the freeway! hehe cute lil bugger she is ;) poor girl has a sore throat and a runny nose which i will relieve later by means of a trip to the pharmacy. ugh i cannot believe i have eaten mcdonalds twice this week. that's like 3000 calories. ack. well gotta get back to subway and eat a yummy southwest chipotle cheese steak sandwich MMMMMMMMMM!
but back to the subject at hand, or to the left of me actually :) Julie has Little Mermaid sheets, blanket, and pillows. She has a number of stuffed animals at the foot of her bed; it looks like a petting zoo down there hahaha. Whoa that was a loud Z, sheesh i think the 18 wheeler just crashed haha. anyway to the right of me are her BEG's (Black Emo Glasses)and her mad collection of Qtips, provided by none other than MOI. Julie loves Qtips and for some reason considers them a commodity. Yes i know what you are thinking, silly right? At first i thought it was, but i have come to feel that she enjoys the simple pleasures of life such as using a Qtip for whatever and that is a comforting thought.
back to my left, on the wall there are various posters. the first that i see is a " I <3 Beer" poster with a bunch of examples of what would happen if you mixed beer with certain situations and the result of that. i see a bunch of high school dance posters. haha they made the dances seem so glamorous. i see a Little Mermaid poster (big shocker there haha). next is a nice painting of palm trees and dolphins silhouetted by the sunset. Above that and Ariel is an enormous poster for the film Garden State (my Christmas gift to her :) to the right of that is a kick ass Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire poster in which Harry is pointing his wand right at you. haha yeah i know i am a nerd but i don't care. Next we have a Grand Theft Auto 3 poster (random i know) and it is accompanied by a Vice City poster (even more random). To the right is the fabulous Man on Fire poster (love that movie so much). next to that is an incredibles poster (blahh that movie is way overrated). ugh above my head there are numerous anime posters which i will not even comment on.
what was the point of this description? all of the above was described so that next time you think your room is the coolest room on the planet, think again because you haven't seen Julie Van's spectacular AreDoubleO Em.
Well the 18 wheeler has not ceased it's downshifting and so therefore i will have to wake her up. is that a good idea? hmm she might get mad or she might get happy. I say she will get mad. I think i'll take the chance, so here we go.....HAHA well that was classic. i say her name once and the snoring stops, then i said "Julie it's noon, time to wake up" and she just shakes her head and says "just half an hour more i promise it's okay". and now the snoring resumes. Yeesh. coulda been worse, i coulda gotten my face ripped off. But perhaps that will be saved for another episode of Joey Attempting to Wake Julie. maybe the river card will save me again! well perhaps it is my turn to make some Z's. yeah i think so, today is saturday and i am NOT working! YEA BOY! oak Kay gnite y'all and goodmorning Julie hahah.
but back to the subject at hand, or to the left of me actually :) Julie has Little Mermaid sheets, blanket, and pillows. She has a number of stuffed animals at the foot of her bed; it looks like a petting zoo down there hahaha. Whoa that was a loud Z, sheesh i think the 18 wheeler just crashed haha. anyway to the right of me are her BEG's (Black Emo Glasses)and her mad collection of Qtips, provided by none other than MOI. Julie loves Qtips and for some reason considers them a commodity. Yes i know what you are thinking, silly right? At first i thought it was, but i have come to feel that she enjoys the simple pleasures of life such as using a Qtip for whatever and that is a comforting thought.
back to my left, on the wall there are various posters. the first that i see is a " I <3 Beer" poster with a bunch of examples of what would happen if you mixed beer with certain situations and the result of that. i see a bunch of high school dance posters. haha they made the dances seem so glamorous. i see a Little Mermaid poster (big shocker there haha). next is a nice painting of palm trees and dolphins silhouetted by the sunset. Above that and Ariel is an enormous poster for the film Garden State (my Christmas gift to her :) to the right of that is a kick ass Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire poster in which Harry is pointing his wand right at you. haha yeah i know i am a nerd but i don't care. Next we have a Grand Theft Auto 3 poster (random i know) and it is accompanied by a Vice City poster (even more random). To the right is the fabulous Man on Fire poster (love that movie so much). next to that is an incredibles poster (blahh that movie is way overrated). ugh above my head there are numerous anime posters which i will not even comment on.
what was the point of this description? all of the above was described so that next time you think your room is the coolest room on the planet, think again because you haven't seen Julie Van's spectacular AreDoubleO Em.
Well the 18 wheeler has not ceased it's downshifting and so therefore i will have to wake her up. is that a good idea? hmm she might get mad or she might get happy. I say she will get mad. I think i'll take the chance, so here we go.....HAHA well that was classic. i say her name once and the snoring stops, then i said "Julie it's noon, time to wake up" and she just shakes her head and says "just half an hour more i promise it's okay". and now the snoring resumes. Yeesh. coulda been worse, i coulda gotten my face ripped off. But perhaps that will be saved for another episode of Joey Attempting to Wake Julie. maybe the river card will save me again! well perhaps it is my turn to make some Z's. yeah i think so, today is saturday and i am NOT working! YEA BOY! oak Kay gnite y'all and goodmorning Julie hahah.