Death of a Spider

May 20, 2007 22:31

So I'm minding my business, watching Heroes on my computer when this fucking enormous spider drops down from out of nowhere and decides to plop right on my screen. Spiders have always freaked me out, so I grab the closest thing next to me - in this case, a shoe - and sent that 8-legged bastard right to hell. He wouldn't go out without a fight and left a nasteh trail of greenish, yellowish goo on my monitor. Sick. So I grabbed something to wipe my monitor off with - because as pretty as Sendhil Ramamurthy is, noone looks good in spider goo - and all I can find is a sock. Which I use. So, yeah...spiders are gross. This is the downside of having a boring life, I guess. Nothing to post about.

pointless, humor, personal

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