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Back from an awesome party! The memorable quotes ---
- "You can't park there, it's handicapped..."
"I don't give a damn! I'm hungry!"
- "Hey, I can fit my whole mouth around this shotglass! That'll come in handy." - me (yeah, I went there)
- "It's not a party until someone gets stabbed."
- "That's why there are so many fat people, food is so cheap and gym membership is so high!"
- "You gonna eat that?"
"No, I'm gonna put a leash on it and walk it home."
- "This is not elementary school, you cannot exchange your chips for my peanut butter and jelly."
- "This [chocolate ice cream cake] is sex on a platter. I can only think of three times I've fucked that were better than this cake. Well, one of those times I was too drunk to really remember it, but I assume it was good."
- "You're holding your breasts like you're afraid they might run away."
- "F-book it."