Where's Peter?, Part 2
The authorities finally arrived at the Parker residence. Godiva was showing them the carnage around the neighborhood from Fredbear's tomfoolery. They were in absolute shock.
Fredbear introduced himself to Joebear and me. Ted the Alligator was still chasing him around the Parker residence. Like the troll I was, I opened the door to Peter's side of the house so that bullshit could happen over there.
"Thank you," Fredbear said before he growled and ran into Peter's office.
"My goddamn computer is in Chinese!!! My goddamn computer is in Chinese!!!!" Peter screamed as he was staring at his monitor with rage and shaking the sides of it.
"Holy Fuck. I don't know who is more dangerous. The Alligator or this asshole," Fredbear said.
Peter stood up straight and stared at him. "Me, mother fucker!" Peter said with a sadistic smile as he approached the bear with a strangely calm walk.
Fredbear backed up into Ted the Alligator and jumped to the side.
"He's right," Ted the Alligator said as he snipped at Fredbear. "Now please vacate the premises. Thank you."
"No problem!" Fredbear said as he slipped out of Peter's window.
"Should we chase him?" Ted the Alligator asked.
"Why the fuck not?" Peter said as he started running after the bear. "I'm in the mood to fight someone."
"Let's troll this mother fucker!" Ted the Alligator said as he crawled out of the window behind Peter.
Naturally, I followed those assholes and started recording what was happening around me.
The toilet garden sang to a group of news reporters. "Yes, yes, we sing. A bear took a dump. Yes, yes, we sing. He is running away. Thank you for visiting. Now please arrest his ass," they sang.
"My God, you have some talented toilets, Mrs. Parker. Did you teach them to sing?" the perky news reporter asked her.
Godiva laughed her pleasant Southern laugh. "No. Samantha, my neighbor did," she responded.
Samantha the Walrus Woman presented herself to the news reporter. "Hellooooooo," she sang.
"Who knew walrus women could sing so well?" I asked in my video.
Peter screamed out of frustration as he jumped over some toilets to chase Fredbear.
"Remember kids, Peter fucking hates this toilet garden," I said as I kept recording Peter and Ted the Alligator chasing Fredbear around the neighborhood.
Fredbear was smart and knew to run diagonally when an alligator is chasing him. Peter could follow him easily, but Ted the Alligator had difficulties changing direction.
"Holy Shit! We found Waldo!" Samantha the Walrus Woman said.
Godiva looked over and saw Peter dressed as Waldo. "Oh my Goodness we did!!!! How did that happen? No one can ever find that guy!" she screamed.
The news caster turned to the camera. "Hey, this is Natalia Estonian on CNN reporting live at the Parker residence in Snotville, Georgia. Godiva Parker has a singing toilet garden that has been coached by her next door neighbor, Samantha..." she started to say.
Samantha the Walrus Woman walked up to Natalia Estonian. "Samantha Harrison. Yes, I taught our toilets to sing," she said before she and the toilets broke into song.
Waldo is chasing a bear in the yard!!!!
Ted the Alligator is chasing him, too!!!!
That bear will be captuuuuuured...
By a Looney or a gator....
"Yes, this proves that there is always some bullshit, happening somewhere. A deranged book character and an alligator are chasing a bear in a normally somewhat boring somewhat amusing neighborhood," Natalia Estonian started to say to the camera before Peter/Waldo picked up a toilet out of the garden with his bare hands and continued to chase Fredbear with it. "It seems Waldo has super human strength and has an extreme hatred for bears."
"Not all bears, just that particular one," I corrected.
Natalia Estonian came over and spoke into my camera. "Why do you think he hates THAT particular bear?"
"Because THAT particular bear happened to be using one of the toilets in the toilet garden when Peter, I mean Waldo, arrived at this place. I'm not sure if he still lives here," I answered.
"Oh. Apparently public urination and defecation offends Peter, Waldo, whoever that man with red and white striped shirt is who is beating the bear with a detached toilet," Natalia Estonian said with a surprisingly straight face.
I chuckled. "Apparently," I said before I burst out laughing.
"THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME!!!!!" Peter shouted as he beat the bear to the ground with a toilet.
"UNTIL NEXT TIME," Fredbear shouted as he growled.
Ted the Alligator growled. "It's true, mother fucker. Peter has chased me around with several weapons before I became his pet," he said.
"Who the fuck is Peter?!" Fredbear asked as he ripped the toilet bowl off and beat Peter's legs with it.
"I'M PETER!!!!" Peter screamed as he continued to beat Fredbear.
"I thought you were Waldo!" Fredbear said as he continued to beat Peter.
"Noooooo. I'm dressed like Waldo," Peter said as he beat Fredbear some more.
"Why the actual fuck would you do that?" Fredbear asked as he beat Peter some more.
"BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER! I DIDN'T WANT TO BE FOUND!!!!! No one except my bitch housekeeper and my asshole alligator pet can fucking find Waldo!" Peter screamed as he broke the tank over Fredbear's head.
Fredbear smashed the toilet bowl when he hit Peter's legs; Peter fell on the ground as a result. Fredbear was mauling him and growling.
Ted the Alligator bit Fredbear to get him to go easy on Peter.
"Today's top story. Waldo gets found and then mauled by a bear and possibly an alligator. Thank you. Now to move onto the next story," Natalia Estonian said as CNN filmed Peter getting mauled by Fredbear and Ted the Alligator biting Fredbear.
At the end of the broadcast, Gabby, Colonel America's tabby cat who wore a Viking helmet, appeared and said in his deep voice, "This is CNN!"
Fredbear introduced himself to Joebear and me. Ted the Alligator was still chasing him around the Parker residence. Like the troll I was, I opened the door to Peter's side of the house so that bullshit could happen over there.
"Thank you," Fredbear said before he growled and ran into Peter's office.
"My goddamn computer is in Chinese!!! My goddamn computer is in Chinese!!!!" Peter screamed as he was staring at his monitor with rage and shaking the sides of it.
"Holy Fuck. I don't know who is more dangerous. The Alligator or this asshole," Fredbear said.
Peter stood up straight and stared at him. "Me, mother fucker!" Peter said with a sadistic smile as he approached the bear with a strangely calm walk.
Fredbear backed up into Ted the Alligator and jumped to the side.
"He's right," Ted the Alligator said as he snipped at Fredbear. "Now please vacate the premises. Thank you."
"No problem!" Fredbear said as he slipped out of Peter's window.
"Should we chase him?" Ted the Alligator asked.
"Why the fuck not?" Peter said as he started running after the bear. "I'm in the mood to fight someone."
"Let's troll this mother fucker!" Ted the Alligator said as he crawled out of the window behind Peter.
Naturally, I followed those assholes and started recording what was happening around me.
The toilet garden sang to a group of news reporters. "Yes, yes, we sing. A bear took a dump. Yes, yes, we sing. He is running away. Thank you for visiting. Now please arrest his ass," they sang.
"My God, you have some talented toilets, Mrs. Parker. Did you teach them to sing?" the perky news reporter asked her.
Godiva laughed her pleasant Southern laugh. "No. Samantha, my neighbor did," she responded.
Samantha the Walrus Woman presented herself to the news reporter. "Hellooooooo," she sang.
"Who knew walrus women could sing so well?" I asked in my video.
Peter screamed out of frustration as he jumped over some toilets to chase Fredbear.
"Remember kids, Peter fucking hates this toilet garden," I said as I kept recording Peter and Ted the Alligator chasing Fredbear around the neighborhood.
Fredbear was smart and knew to run diagonally when an alligator is chasing him. Peter could follow him easily, but Ted the Alligator had difficulties changing direction.
"Holy Shit! We found Waldo!" Samantha the Walrus Woman said.
Godiva looked over and saw Peter dressed as Waldo. "Oh my Goodness we did!!!! How did that happen? No one can ever find that guy!" she screamed.
The news caster turned to the camera. "Hey, this is Natalia Estonian on CNN reporting live at the Parker residence in Snotville, Georgia. Godiva Parker has a singing toilet garden that has been coached by her next door neighbor, Samantha..." she started to say.
Samantha the Walrus Woman walked up to Natalia Estonian. "Samantha Harrison. Yes, I taught our toilets to sing," she said before she and the toilets broke into song.
Waldo is chasing a bear in the yard!!!!
Ted the Alligator is chasing him, too!!!!
That bear will be captuuuuuured...
By a Looney or a gator....
"Yes, this proves that there is always some bullshit, happening somewhere. A deranged book character and an alligator are chasing a bear in a normally somewhat boring somewhat amusing neighborhood," Natalia Estonian started to say to the camera before Peter/Waldo picked up a toilet out of the garden with his bare hands and continued to chase Fredbear with it. "It seems Waldo has super human strength and has an extreme hatred for bears."
"Not all bears, just that particular one," I corrected.
Natalia Estonian came over and spoke into my camera. "Why do you think he hates THAT particular bear?"
"Because THAT particular bear happened to be using one of the toilets in the toilet garden when Peter, I mean Waldo, arrived at this place. I'm not sure if he still lives here," I answered.
"Oh. Apparently public urination and defecation offends Peter, Waldo, whoever that man with red and white striped shirt is who is beating the bear with a detached toilet," Natalia Estonian said with a surprisingly straight face.
I chuckled. "Apparently," I said before I burst out laughing.
"THAT WILL TEACH YOU TO FUCK WITH ME!!!!!" Peter shouted as he beat the bear to the ground with a toilet.
"UNTIL NEXT TIME," Fredbear shouted as he growled.
Ted the Alligator growled. "It's true, mother fucker. Peter has chased me around with several weapons before I became his pet," he said.
"Who the fuck is Peter?!" Fredbear asked as he ripped the toilet bowl off and beat Peter's legs with it.
"I'M PETER!!!!" Peter screamed as he continued to beat Fredbear.
"I thought you were Waldo!" Fredbear said as he continued to beat Peter.
"Noooooo. I'm dressed like Waldo," Peter said as he beat Fredbear some more.
"Why the actual fuck would you do that?" Fredbear asked as he beat Peter some more.
"BECAUSE MOTHER FUCKER! I DIDN'T WANT TO BE FOUND!!!!! No one except my bitch housekeeper and my asshole alligator pet can fucking find Waldo!" Peter screamed as he broke the tank over Fredbear's head.
Fredbear smashed the toilet bowl when he hit Peter's legs; Peter fell on the ground as a result. Fredbear was mauling him and growling.
Ted the Alligator bit Fredbear to get him to go easy on Peter.
"Today's top story. Waldo gets found and then mauled by a bear and possibly an alligator. Thank you. Now to move onto the next story," Natalia Estonian said as CNN filmed Peter getting mauled by Fredbear and Ted the Alligator biting Fredbear.
At the end of the broadcast, Gabby, Colonel America's tabby cat who wore a Viking helmet, appeared and said in his deep voice, "This is CNN!"