Popular Song Lyrics, If Only They Had Been Written By Someone As Cool As Me
"Overall, a consensus has emerged around the position that, in the event of you expressing a definite preference for it over the other options available to you at the time, the most appropriate course of action which, in hindsight, you could have taken, was to put a ring on it."
"There continues to be a segment of opinion which draws impertinently-phrased conclusions about the current state of my mental health - specifically, attributing to me a marked lack of sanity relative to the general population - but I just think I'm free."
"In a recent turn of events, I was led to perform an action which, it is to be admitted, involved a degree of mutual physical oral-to-oral contact with a person who, the evidence to hand suggests, was a young woman; moreover, not only was this activity indeed engaged in on this occasion, but its effect on me was to produce a certain feeling of net pleasure at the sensation of this literal tête-à-tête, and the positive emotional upsurge so engendered was accentuated further by the taste of her cherry chapstick."
"Commencing with a series of large explosions, much as would have been experienced during military conflicts of the last hundred years, the scene is, despite the triplication of this detonative notice, the present-day; for the avoidance of doubt, I shall repeat the above setting of the scene - commencing with a series of large explosions, much as would have been experienced during military conflicts of the last hundred years, the scene is, despite the triplication of this detonative notice, the present-day; a third, but shorter, series of percussive effects rolls speedily on the back of the others, and pow; boom boom."
"There continues to be a segment of opinion which draws impertinently-phrased conclusions about the current state of my mental health - specifically, attributing to me a marked lack of sanity relative to the general population - but I just think I'm free."
"In a recent turn of events, I was led to perform an action which, it is to be admitted, involved a degree of mutual physical oral-to-oral contact with a person who, the evidence to hand suggests, was a young woman; moreover, not only was this activity indeed engaged in on this occasion, but its effect on me was to produce a certain feeling of net pleasure at the sensation of this literal tête-à-tête, and the positive emotional upsurge so engendered was accentuated further by the taste of her cherry chapstick."
"Commencing with a series of large explosions, much as would have been experienced during military conflicts of the last hundred years, the scene is, despite the triplication of this detonative notice, the present-day; for the avoidance of doubt, I shall repeat the above setting of the scene - commencing with a series of large explosions, much as would have been experienced during military conflicts of the last hundred years, the scene is, despite the triplication of this detonative notice, the present-day; a third, but shorter, series of percussive effects rolls speedily on the back of the others, and pow; boom boom."