Just hand me the ketchup!!!
"Hey wouldn't it be funny if you walked into a hospital full of people who had "the clap" and started clapping?!"
Sorry Grady these boys get that syrup in them they get all antsy in their pantsy...
I feel like I'm gonna puke and die....I hope I dont though.
I've got summer fever already...you know that anxious feeling when you're wishing and hoping for warm weather to return so you can go do a whole lot of crazy stuff like last summer.....yeah that's exactly how I feel. I'm over ecstatic...like..."POW!...MUTHAFUCKER!"
"Come on, yeah buddy, I'll eat your face!"
p.s. I didn't die...
I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
Nowadays if someone were to call you a "phat shit bomb"...then you must be awesome!
I want to say thanks to Micheal Jackson for giving every kid that goes to Neverland ranch a really gay time.
~Funny---> If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
~Irish--->As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!
Let's all go brand pentograms on the foreheads of christians.
Don’t you get it???? I AM seventeen magazine
you got shat on!
I'm sure everyone ended up seeing up my skirt from stepping over people...sorry for that too. The point is you know you liked it and I probly carried on drunken conversation with everyone. I apologize for me being 75% me. Where the other 25% is....I'll never know
I want them to know it's me, it's on my head...
"Mike stop looking at the camera you're ruining it."
Rock steady man, I'm ready to roll...I'm just trying to bring back leprechaun disco ya know?
I believe I shoulda been a small saucy spanish woman...Cussing people out in spanish sounds so much sweeter...AND mike Z can commentate it
"From Russia with love...." is always a great way to end a letter....even if you aren't sending it from Russia...
Not even milk can stop me now!
It took me four episodes of Lassie to figure out why the furry kid wouldn't speak.
You know, I had this dream. I was naked at school. I had to hide in the bathroom. It was terrible.
You can crap in one hand and wish in the other, and see which one fills up first...
There Are Many Fish In The Sea But Your The Only One I'd Want To Stuff And Mount Over My Fireplace....See now that's love
Maybe then you wouldn't get so sick of me... Give me the strength, to be what I was... and forgive me for what I am not. But it's still all bull shit. -And we're in it up to our goddamn lips, buddy.
Apparently I'm the 1st child of satans younger sisters cousins
older brothers daughter or something in that particular
context.... Conservative Communist apocalyptic bastard… oh..... so that's why I am able to breathe fire
when I burp out loud....but wow....then how am I so laid back?
I might wanna fuck the dead....but hey....who doesn't?
Bobo you need a 4 leaf clover like you need a fuck in the ass....constantly and fast
OK now I got rid of the swiss people with cheese because bob-o gave them those grizzly mice for free probing porpouses and you know the swiss....they love their probing. So now onto the mexicans and their Doritos....
"Wrap it up and take home the leftovers boy!"
Sorry Grady these boys get that syrup in them they get all antsy in their pantsy...
I feel like I'm gonna puke and die....I hope I dont though.
I've got summer fever already...you know that anxious feeling when you're wishing and hoping for warm weather to return so you can go do a whole lot of crazy stuff like last summer.....yeah that's exactly how I feel. I'm over ecstatic...like..."POW!...MUTHAFUCKER!"
"Come on, yeah buddy, I'll eat your face!"
p.s. I didn't die...
I try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves on my face.
Nowadays if someone were to call you a "phat shit bomb"...then you must be awesome!
I want to say thanks to Micheal Jackson for giving every kid that goes to Neverland ranch a really gay time.
~Funny---> If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.
~Irish--->As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!
Let's all go brand pentograms on the foreheads of christians.
Don’t you get it???? I AM seventeen magazine
you got shat on!
I'm sure everyone ended up seeing up my skirt from stepping over people...sorry for that too. The point is you know you liked it and I probly carried on drunken conversation with everyone. I apologize for me being 75% me. Where the other 25% is....I'll never know
I want them to know it's me, it's on my head...
"Mike stop looking at the camera you're ruining it."
Rock steady man, I'm ready to roll...I'm just trying to bring back leprechaun disco ya know?
I believe I shoulda been a small saucy spanish woman...Cussing people out in spanish sounds so much sweeter...AND mike Z can commentate it
"From Russia with love...." is always a great way to end a letter....even if you aren't sending it from Russia...
Not even milk can stop me now!
It took me four episodes of Lassie to figure out why the furry kid wouldn't speak.
You know, I had this dream. I was naked at school. I had to hide in the bathroom. It was terrible.
You can crap in one hand and wish in the other, and see which one fills up first...
There Are Many Fish In The Sea But Your The Only One I'd Want To Stuff And Mount Over My Fireplace....See now that's love
Maybe then you wouldn't get so sick of me... Give me the strength, to be what I was... and forgive me for what I am not. But it's still all bull shit. -And we're in it up to our goddamn lips, buddy.
Apparently I'm the 1st child of satans younger sisters cousins
older brothers daughter or something in that particular
context.... Conservative Communist apocalyptic bastard… oh..... so that's why I am able to breathe fire
when I burp out loud....but wow....then how am I so laid back?
I might wanna fuck the dead....but hey....who doesn't?
Bobo you need a 4 leaf clover like you need a fuck in the ass....constantly and fast
OK now I got rid of the swiss people with cheese because bob-o gave them those grizzly mice for free probing porpouses and you know the swiss....they love their probing. So now onto the mexicans and their Doritos....
"Wrap it up and take home the leftovers boy!"