Because there aren't enough ephemisms for penis
Long time no post. So, I decided that while I wait for Bones season 7 to premiere I should go looking for some Bones smut fic. This isn't near to the usual WTFuckery or spelling and grammar fails I'm used to seeing here but the author's abuse of the word "arousal" kind of threw me off. Spoilers for "Santa in the Slush" Italics are mine, bold for the fic.
Original fic here http://www.bonesfiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=716&chapter=1
Arousal and cringing balls
Pairing is Booth/Brennan.
He grunted in relief. Thinking of that first night reminded him of being inside of her mouth and that reminded him of how talented she was with her mouth and tongue. A grimace marred his features as the images caused his arousal to twitch in recognition.
Who wouldn't like a penis that recognizes things and twitches to let you know?
He deftly unbuttoned the trousers and slid the fly down, reaching in to grasp his arousal.
It wasn’t long before she was letting loose these short, sexy screams, her body clenching around him as the extra stimulation threw her over the edge. The rapid pulsing tugged at his already-over stimulated arousal...
Keep in mind that this is EVERY TIME the author mentions the penis.
And for a bonus:
... and after two short, shallow thrusts, he was flying over the edge with her name on his lips as his balls cringed deliciously and released a load of his seed into the condom.
Now I'm picturing Booth's balls with two mean looking gangsta faces on them.
Original fic here http://www.bonesfiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=716&chapter=1
Arousal and cringing balls
Pairing is Booth/Brennan.
He grunted in relief. Thinking of that first night reminded him of being inside of her mouth and that reminded him of how talented she was with her mouth and tongue. A grimace marred his features as the images caused his arousal to twitch in recognition.
Who wouldn't like a penis that recognizes things and twitches to let you know?
He deftly unbuttoned the trousers and slid the fly down, reaching in to grasp his arousal.
It wasn’t long before she was letting loose these short, sexy screams, her body clenching around him as the extra stimulation threw her over the edge. The rapid pulsing tugged at his already-over stimulated arousal...
Keep in mind that this is EVERY TIME the author mentions the penis.
And for a bonus:
... and after two short, shallow thrusts, he was flying over the edge with her name on his lips as his balls cringed deliciously and released a load of his seed into the condom.
Now I'm picturing Booth's balls with two mean looking gangsta faces on them.