Re-cap
These past two weeks have just been so amazing.
FRIDAY!
There was randomly no school so Magda and I went to the city. We told the rents we were going to the Metropolitan Museum of Art and we kind of had the intention of doing that, but then I suggested that we call Magda's hot junkie friend from Polish School (Kitty.) On the way to the city, we were at Westfield train station and we were talking about how we didn't have that much money and we helped some guy with the schedule so he GAVE US TWENTY BUCKS. For being nice. HOT. So then we got to Newark Penn Station and we asked a cop how to get to Grand Central Station and he PAID FOR OUR PATH RIDES. We were so confused. A COP paid for Magda and me. Crazy good luck. So we got the Grand central and walked to Kitty's house. She opens the door and says, "Magda, you have to try this right now," and she holds up this balloon with a metal piece at the end of it. She said, "Now just inhale everything in here as hard as you can." So we sat down and Magda did her first Whippit. Nitrus Oxide. Mmmmmmmhmmmmm. Then I got one. My voice was frozen for a few seconds afterwards. I sounded like I got shot with a tranquilizer dart. All slow motion and shit. And then there was the little WAH WAH WAH inside my head. That was fun. And then we smoked a brand new bong in the stairwell next to Kitty's door. After that, more good luck. We asked one of Kitty's friends to get us an OUTRAGEOUSLY EXPENSIVE pack of cigarettes with our money. He did it, and then he said, "You know what, you guys have already had so much good luck today, you don't have to pay for this pack." And then we got home and went to LorYn's sweet 16 which was the most boss and radical party EVER. I danced with everybody. it was mucho funno. ERICA'S BOOBS made the party. And Erica making out with Natalie and Magda. Oh boy AND GABBY WAS THERE! The DJ played our (LorYn, Gabby, and I) song, 8 Days a Week. But it was NINE DAYS A WEEK! Then Daddy picked me up at midnight because I was so fucking tired and I didn't have the energy to go to the diner.
SATURDAY
Kyle picked me up from Dad's house nice and early. We went to Princeton. He bought me chocolate at Ricky's. We ate at Saladworks. We were going to do some fun stuff, but it was snowing and it was really windy and we both kind of just wanted to go back to his house. Later that night he took me ice skating in Princeton. I wasn't that good, but he was fucking amazing (of course,) being that he was on the Hockey team for 4 yars at his high school. When he got on those skates, and moved on the ice, DAMN. I wanted him about 50 times more than I usually do. So hot. Oh my God.
Right. So then I slept over his house and we had the most amazing sex ever. It almost beat the sex on Valentine's day. JESUS! I love sex. Anyway...
I think Magda's here, my dog is barking like crazy, I'm gonna go check it out.
FRIDAY!
There was randomly no school so Magda and I went to the city. We told the rents we were going to the Metropolitan Museum of Art and we kind of had the intention of doing that, but then I suggested that we call Magda's hot junkie friend from Polish School (Kitty.) On the way to the city, we were at Westfield train station and we were talking about how we didn't have that much money and we helped some guy with the schedule so he GAVE US TWENTY BUCKS. For being nice. HOT. So then we got to Newark Penn Station and we asked a cop how to get to Grand Central Station and he PAID FOR OUR PATH RIDES. We were so confused. A COP paid for Magda and me. Crazy good luck. So we got the Grand central and walked to Kitty's house. She opens the door and says, "Magda, you have to try this right now," and she holds up this balloon with a metal piece at the end of it. She said, "Now just inhale everything in here as hard as you can." So we sat down and Magda did her first Whippit. Nitrus Oxide. Mmmmmmmhmmmmm. Then I got one. My voice was frozen for a few seconds afterwards. I sounded like I got shot with a tranquilizer dart. All slow motion and shit. And then there was the little WAH WAH WAH inside my head. That was fun. And then we smoked a brand new bong in the stairwell next to Kitty's door. After that, more good luck. We asked one of Kitty's friends to get us an OUTRAGEOUSLY EXPENSIVE pack of cigarettes with our money. He did it, and then he said, "You know what, you guys have already had so much good luck today, you don't have to pay for this pack." And then we got home and went to LorYn's sweet 16 which was the most boss and radical party EVER. I danced with everybody. it was mucho funno. ERICA'S BOOBS made the party. And Erica making out with Natalie and Magda. Oh boy AND GABBY WAS THERE! The DJ played our (LorYn, Gabby, and I) song, 8 Days a Week. But it was NINE DAYS A WEEK! Then Daddy picked me up at midnight because I was so fucking tired and I didn't have the energy to go to the diner.
SATURDAY
Kyle picked me up from Dad's house nice and early. We went to Princeton. He bought me chocolate at Ricky's. We ate at Saladworks. We were going to do some fun stuff, but it was snowing and it was really windy and we both kind of just wanted to go back to his house. Later that night he took me ice skating in Princeton. I wasn't that good, but he was fucking amazing (of course,) being that he was on the Hockey team for 4 yars at his high school. When he got on those skates, and moved on the ice, DAMN. I wanted him about 50 times more than I usually do. So hot. Oh my God.
Right. So then I slept over his house and we had the most amazing sex ever. It almost beat the sex on Valentine's day. JESUS! I love sex. Anyway...
I think Magda's here, my dog is barking like crazy, I'm gonna go check it out.