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dear sex god,
reasons why we should be wed:
1) you are damn sexy.
2) see reason #1
3) your mother is the sweetest woman to ever live
4) and sometimes she brings in delicious home made cookies into work
5) and sometimes you bring in gingerbread... between the two of you, i will be well fed
6) see reason #1
love, your future wife
aside from more non verbal moments with the future hubbie, i have had a few other interesting run-ins as of late. one of them being with my arch nemesis from middle school (not to be confused with my arch nemesis from high school). i ran into her at driver improvement school of all places. eight hours sitting in a classroom, learning about all the various ways one could get into an accident (and in every scenario it is your fault, never the other guys even if he is drunk, reckless, or delusional). alas, we never exchanged words, me and my former arch nemesis who once told me she hated me for cutting her in line. during one break, we were alone in the bathroom but i politely refrained from giving her a swirly. another day, arch nemesis, another day.
reasons why we should be wed:
1) you are damn sexy.
2) see reason #1
3) your mother is the sweetest woman to ever live
4) and sometimes she brings in delicious home made cookies into work
5) and sometimes you bring in gingerbread... between the two of you, i will be well fed
6) see reason #1
love, your future wife
aside from more non verbal moments with the future hubbie, i have had a few other interesting run-ins as of late. one of them being with my arch nemesis from middle school (not to be confused with my arch nemesis from high school). i ran into her at driver improvement school of all places. eight hours sitting in a classroom, learning about all the various ways one could get into an accident (and in every scenario it is your fault, never the other guys even if he is drunk, reckless, or delusional). alas, we never exchanged words, me and my former arch nemesis who once told me she hated me for cutting her in line. during one break, we were alone in the bathroom but i politely refrained from giving her a swirly. another day, arch nemesis, another day.