oh the many lives of me...

[cold_turkey]

My hobbit name is just soooo flattering:
Myrtle Overhill of Nobottle
Look Elijah! You're name is disguise is Mr. Underhill and my name in disguise is Mrs. Overhill.
Coincidence?!
I THINK NOT!

I think my Elven name is MUCH prettier:
Alatáriël Fëfalas
Though I suppose most things Elven are prettier.
I mean, fuck, the men are more feminine than I am!!

dum di dum.
I need to get out of this house before I hang myself with my thoughts.

- jenell *