Nigger Jokes
Jenn removed me from her friendlist when I said something about yet another of her 'all racists (well only the white ones) should be shot' entries, so in celebration I'll post some nigger jokes.
How do you tell if a nigger is well hung?
When you can't get more than two fingers between the rope and his neck.
Why are niggers so fast?
Because the slow ones are in jail.
Why did they only count 500,000 niggers at the million man march?
They forgot to look in the trees.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
What was missing from the million man march?
30 miles of chain and an auctioneer.
Why do niggers have upturned pig noses?
That’s where God held them when he painted them.
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run fast.
Why do niggers hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
By cutting the rope.
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I burned another one.
When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.
Why do niggers walk like niggers?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives
dodging a coat hanger.
What did the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings say?
God! Look! I'm an angel!
And what did God say?
No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now fuck off.
How do you tell if a nigger is well hung?
When you can't get more than two fingers between the rope and his neck.
Why are niggers so fast?
Because the slow ones are in jail.
Why did they only count 500,000 niggers at the million man march?
They forgot to look in the trees.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
A branch manager.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and a spic?
Someone too lazy to steal.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
What was missing from the million man march?
30 miles of chain and an auctioneer.
Why do niggers have upturned pig noses?
That’s where God held them when he painted them.
What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make niggers run fast.
Why do niggers hate asperin?
Because it's white and it works.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
By cutting the rope.
What did God say when he made the first nigger?
Oops! I burned another one.
When does a Black man turn into a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.
What do you call a nigger with a Harvard education?
Nigger.
Why do niggers walk like niggers?
Because they spent the first nine months of their lives
dodging a coat hanger.
What did the baby nigger who went to heaven and got his wings say?
God! Look! I'm an angel!
And what did God say?
No you stupid nigger! You're a bat, now fuck off.