Last night, I felt up Keith Urban

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Yes, literally felt him up.  First, the arm (hell of a muscle that man has.... bicep of god, really....), the next go around was his hair.  Silky smooth, even when sweaty (my compliments to the makers of his hair products) and then, finally, the holy grail.... the ass.  That's right folks, I touched the Urban curve.  The mas has an ass like granite, in case you were wondering.

*dies*