Moving Haiku

[cokeandsympathy]

So, one Christmas, shortly after moving to Seattle, I received a joke gift of word magnets, with a "party" theme.
Sticking them up on the fridge, Tyler and I began to make haiku with them.
Mostly I decided to start when I formed "toxic monkey stain" by accident.
Shortly after that, Chuck moved in and brought his own set of magnets, with what I can only describe as a "pornographic" theme.
Whenever we had a guest crash with us, I tried to get them to add their own haiku.
Today I had to pull all the magnets off the fridge, but I was able to save the ones that were on the dry erase board we had, and I've replicated them below.
I can't attribute all the haiku, as sometimes I'd wander out to the kitchen and find a new one, so if you want to grab credit, feel free.There is also a totally sweet sketch of a billy goat, by Steph, if I recall correctly.
Here they are:

obnoxious huge tongue
under a spinning headache
my only language
-Me

come wiggle and twist
drink a delightful beverage
toxic monkey stain
-Me

I can fart lust
but only after I
explode goo on you
-Unknown

you a sloppy drunk
shake that weird naked weenie
better mambo boy
-Tyler

hard boot cheese is love
decorate and festoon her
bathe in his cocktail
-Unknown

her frantic blow hole
always satisfy flicker
private pink spank plunge
-Unknown

spike golden drink scream
drop repulsive shudder stroke
wild passion swallow
-Unknown

shave my swollen couch
penetrate my lampshades
furniture humper
-Me

ram the face canal
enormous apparatus
heavy pudding probe
-Chuck

crave that pendulous pole
bottle the liquid love candy
exquisite skin soak
-Unknown

your genital spot
is a tremendous nipple
fierce penis charade
-Unknown

almost spilling
my weekend hooch
kiss my hangover
-Tyler