Curiousity Killed the Innocence
Title: Curiousity Killed the Innocence
Author:
coke_pie221
Type: oneshot? lol.
Genre: crack failure? XD
Rating: pg-13, r to be safe XP
Pairing: implied yoosu
Summary: In which Changmin is a voyeur, Yunho is caught red handed, Yoosu test their endurance...in bed, and Jaejoong just can't help but join the fun.
Note: A little dedication to my good friend deedee, lazychaoz , for writing me that totally w-in fanfic. Anyways. You have been warned. Proceed if you dare. XD
"Min."
"Uh-huh."
"What exactly are you...doing?"
"Huh? What?" he asked as he shifted his weight to his right leg, the binoculars that hung around his neck now focusing in on two figures across the window. "Oh wow," he muttered under his breath.
Yunho walked towards the other and bent down to match said other's position. "What, if I may ask, on earth are you doing??"
"Watching." There was a short silence before Yunho asked, "Watching what?"
"Them." There, directly across the window was another window, belonging to their neighbors' house. Inside, two figures could be seen making out and doing other inappropriate things not to be mentioned in daylight. Yunho's jaws dropped. "You're PEEPING!?!"
"Oh please. It's hardly peeping. Think of it as....free entertainment." With that said, the young man turned back to his free "show".
"Hmph. Unlike you, I'm going to respect their privacy and NOT WATCH THEM BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO." Yunho stalked off to do whatever it was that would occupy his free time.
Five minutes later~~~
"Pass the popcorn will ya?" Changmin smirked as he handed the bucket of freshly made popcorn to his hyung who was currently sitting besides him with an expression equal to that of a child at a toy store.
Moans and groans could be heard coming from the house across theirs, the bedroom window placed conveniently in view from their own window. A body was thrown on the bed as the other quickly pounced on the first.
"Wow," Changmin and Yunho muttered at the same time. The show had gotten rather intense over the next ten minutes or so (they lost track of time) and at one point, Changmin was watching with his right hand down his pants, and his left hand continually dumping the popcorn into his mouth. The two spent their time finding comfortable positions to watch this newly discovered entertainment.
It was not but hours later that a squeak sounded from the door, indicating that someone had entered the room. "Hey guys, I'm home," the newcomer announced. Walking in, he witnessed two sexually deprived teenagers sprawled on the floor (covered using silk carpeting, courtesy of one Kim Jaejoong) with popcorn bits surrounding them as they took turns looking through a pair of cheap (or so he assumed) binoculars. What it was that was so interesting, he could not understand.
Without looking up, the youngest of the three answered with a "hey" and quickly returned to the now seemingly neverending performance that took place in the house across theirs. He silently questioned their neighbors' endurance as they continued on.
While the youngest had simply shrugged off the newcomer's entrance and had easily returned to his show, the other, still on the floor, now gaped up at the oldest with a look that resembled one of a deer caught in headlights. "Ja-Jae?"
Squinting, the man recognized to be "Jae" finally realized what the others had been watching the entire time. Shocked and rather appalled, he dropped the groceries he was clutching and stood there with his jaw wide open, while a small voice could be heard in the background, mourning the loss of the precious food.
Once he had gotten over the initial shock, all that remained was disgust. He could not understand why two entirely straight (or so he had thought before) men would have to resort to watching live, gay porn. It wasn't even STRAIGHT porn. And so, with that thought in mind, he stormed off to his room, the only place he would be safe.
Not so long after~~~
"Hand me the chips, minnie?"
"Of course, Jae-hyung."
Curiousity had gotten to him in the end.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The End~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: gah...i really had nothing better to do, and so, this was the result. lol.
Author:
coke_pie221
Type: oneshot? lol.
Genre: crack failure? XD
Rating: pg-13, r to be safe XP
Pairing: implied yoosu
Summary: In which Changmin is a voyeur, Yunho is caught red handed, Yoosu test their endurance...in bed, and Jaejoong just can't help but join the fun.
Note: A little dedication to my good friend deedee, lazychaoz , for writing me that totally w-in fanfic. Anyways. You have been warned. Proceed if you dare. XD
"Min."
"Uh-huh."
"What exactly are you...doing?"
"Huh? What?" he asked as he shifted his weight to his right leg, the binoculars that hung around his neck now focusing in on two figures across the window. "Oh wow," he muttered under his breath.
Yunho walked towards the other and bent down to match said other's position. "What, if I may ask, on earth are you doing??"
"Watching." There was a short silence before Yunho asked, "Watching what?"
"Them." There, directly across the window was another window, belonging to their neighbors' house. Inside, two figures could be seen making out and doing other inappropriate things not to be mentioned in daylight. Yunho's jaws dropped. "You're PEEPING!?!"
"Oh please. It's hardly peeping. Think of it as....free entertainment." With that said, the young man turned back to his free "show".
"Hmph. Unlike you, I'm going to respect their privacy and NOT WATCH THEM BECAUSE I HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO." Yunho stalked off to do whatever it was that would occupy his free time.
Five minutes later~~~
"Pass the popcorn will ya?" Changmin smirked as he handed the bucket of freshly made popcorn to his hyung who was currently sitting besides him with an expression equal to that of a child at a toy store.
Moans and groans could be heard coming from the house across theirs, the bedroom window placed conveniently in view from their own window. A body was thrown on the bed as the other quickly pounced on the first.
"Wow," Changmin and Yunho muttered at the same time. The show had gotten rather intense over the next ten minutes or so (they lost track of time) and at one point, Changmin was watching with his right hand down his pants, and his left hand continually dumping the popcorn into his mouth. The two spent their time finding comfortable positions to watch this newly discovered entertainment.
It was not but hours later that a squeak sounded from the door, indicating that someone had entered the room. "Hey guys, I'm home," the newcomer announced. Walking in, he witnessed two sexually deprived teenagers sprawled on the floor (covered using silk carpeting, courtesy of one Kim Jaejoong) with popcorn bits surrounding them as they took turns looking through a pair of cheap (or so he assumed) binoculars. What it was that was so interesting, he could not understand.
Without looking up, the youngest of the three answered with a "hey" and quickly returned to the now seemingly neverending performance that took place in the house across theirs. He silently questioned their neighbors' endurance as they continued on.
While the youngest had simply shrugged off the newcomer's entrance and had easily returned to his show, the other, still on the floor, now gaped up at the oldest with a look that resembled one of a deer caught in headlights. "Ja-Jae?"
Squinting, the man recognized to be "Jae" finally realized what the others had been watching the entire time. Shocked and rather appalled, he dropped the groceries he was clutching and stood there with his jaw wide open, while a small voice could be heard in the background, mourning the loss of the precious food.
Once he had gotten over the initial shock, all that remained was disgust. He could not understand why two entirely straight (or so he had thought before) men would have to resort to watching live, gay porn. It wasn't even STRAIGHT porn. And so, with that thought in mind, he stormed off to his room, the only place he would be safe.
Not so long after~~~
"Hand me the chips, minnie?"
"Of course, Jae-hyung."
Curiousity had gotten to him in the end.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~The End~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
A/N: gah...i really had nothing better to do, and so, this was the result. lol.