I can not WAIT to see Brokeback Mountain!
Saw this on IMDb thought it was funny...
10 Least Original questions asked about Brokeback Mountain:
1. Do they eat pudding?
No, it's still not hilarious because you've just woken up from a coma and can't wait to impart your mind-bogglingly original wit to the rest of the world who've heard this question about 455 times already.
2. Isn't the title "Bareback Mountain?"
Yes, it's possible to ask an even less original and amusing question than the first.
3. Are Jake and Heath gay?
Of course, since they were acting gay roles. This also means that Rock Hudson and Cary Grant were straight, because they made out with women in their films.
4. Will straight people see this movie?
No, only gay people will go to see it, since people cannot watch films that do not deal with their own sexuality, in the same way that Norwegians can only watch films about Norway.
5. Can't we just have films about normal love without having all this gay stuff shoved down our throats?
Yes we can and have been for about ninety years. You just go on watching them and pretend that's the only way to live life and everything will be fine.
6. Won't this have a bad effect on our children?
Yes of course. They will grow up gay. After all, watching films about heterosexual love turns gay people straight.
7. What if my friends see me in the BBM line at the cinema?
They will immediately assume you are gay. See question 4.
8. I knew those old cowboy films were gay! Didn't you?
Yes, a new film dealing with gay cowboys makes all previous western films gay.
9. How can they have straight sex if they're also having gay sex?
Of course this never happens. Sexuality is 100% one way or the other. And that fantasy you have abour your girlfriend and her girlfriend cannot therefore take place. Bad luck.
10. Isn't this just pandering to the gay community?
Yes. We should stop making films about anybody but the white, straight, protestant community, because they are never pandered to.
---Just thought it was amusing =)
10 Least Original questions asked about Brokeback Mountain:
1. Do they eat pudding?
No, it's still not hilarious because you've just woken up from a coma and can't wait to impart your mind-bogglingly original wit to the rest of the world who've heard this question about 455 times already.
2. Isn't the title "Bareback Mountain?"
Yes, it's possible to ask an even less original and amusing question than the first.
3. Are Jake and Heath gay?
Of course, since they were acting gay roles. This also means that Rock Hudson and Cary Grant were straight, because they made out with women in their films.
4. Will straight people see this movie?
No, only gay people will go to see it, since people cannot watch films that do not deal with their own sexuality, in the same way that Norwegians can only watch films about Norway.
5. Can't we just have films about normal love without having all this gay stuff shoved down our throats?
Yes we can and have been for about ninety years. You just go on watching them and pretend that's the only way to live life and everything will be fine.
6. Won't this have a bad effect on our children?
Yes of course. They will grow up gay. After all, watching films about heterosexual love turns gay people straight.
7. What if my friends see me in the BBM line at the cinema?
They will immediately assume you are gay. See question 4.
8. I knew those old cowboy films were gay! Didn't you?
Yes, a new film dealing with gay cowboys makes all previous western films gay.
9. How can they have straight sex if they're also having gay sex?
Of course this never happens. Sexuality is 100% one way or the other. And that fantasy you have abour your girlfriend and her girlfriend cannot therefore take place. Bad luck.
10. Isn't this just pandering to the gay community?
Yes. We should stop making films about anybody but the white, straight, protestant community, because they are never pandered to.
---Just thought it was amusing =)