Jul 01, 2010 05:02
- 12:26 @ DangerNinja Hopefully, it's 3-D. #
- 12:30 I resolve to be more resolute. #
- 12:33 Pedestrian-o-phile: One who is sexually excited about very ordinary things. #
- 12:49 @ stits Patraeus = Dr. Zaius #
- 13:02 Ebay reflecto-porn always makes me laugh. bit.ly/2GUwo0 #
- 13:53 @ eHarmony_jack Good for them! #
- 13:55 For my British friends: bit.ly/c3HOqq #
- 17:35 Rumor: Tom Cruise has an $18mln Bow Flex machine made out of gold. Regular use allows for highest level of Scientology. #
- 17:52 Rumor: New iPhone antenna designed designed by Steve Jobs to increase cancer rates in customers. So they'll have more in common. #
- 18:06 Does anyone mind if I reply to all emails by video from now on? I can mail you a VHS. #
- 18:35 THE SEIGE OF FIREBASE GLORIA is Lee Ermey at his maniacal best. #
- 18:37 How do I get a prison penpal? #
- 18:41 The future of TV is YouTube+Pandora where shows custom tailor themselves to the audience's preferences. #
- 18:44 @ TheeSylvia what a weird thing to want to do. Writing to a stranger. Maybe I could print out my facebook and send it to them. #
- 20:53 Today's app spending spree: iMovie, Robot Unicorn Attack, Hipstamatic. #
Automatically shipped by
LoudTwitter