Jun 29, 2010 05:01
- 11:25 The new version of Flickr thats in preview right now seems to disallow the blogging of Moderate and Restricted images. #
- 11:37 I REALLY want to make a blog about my poop and hire this guy: bit.ly/bauS2B #
- 11:39 @ wired Burt Reynolds would be too far. #
- 13:18 Say what you will, but if I walk into a guy's office and Randy Newman is playing, I know it's going to be a good meeting. #
- 13:20 I'm going to start throwing glitter on homeless people. I think it will cheer up the neighborhood. #
- 13:36 We bend over backwards for our customers! Makes it easier to piss in their faces that way. #
- 13:41 @ Matthew_Terhune 5D piped through VHS. I think it would be much like this: bit.ly/cCBN2e #
- 13:52 Is there a way of tracking which tweets lead to the greatest volume of unfollows? #
- 13:57 @ TheeSylvia Thank you. You're a genius. #
- 14:00 Buy this for me and I'll show you my belly button any time you want: bit.ly/aYVw83 #
- 14:01 In fact, this shirt is begging to be used in a love scene. Please. bit.ly/aYVw83 #
- 14:03 What kind of asshole pays $8 for socks. I fail at life. #
- 14:07 Hipster rule #42b: Buy clothes 1-2 sizes too small to emphazise the fact that you only just recently became fat/tall/Adult. #
- 14:09 It's called a watch. Nobody stays up until 2am to be sober. RT @dvice: Uncle Sam developing new breathalyzer bit.ly/acqd67 #
- 14:36 Just ordered 5 pairs of socks and a t-shirt. I guess I'm all done packing for Chicago now. #
- 15:10 I've always respected my dad for getting fired from the Lady Luck. Better to be fired than be someone's bitch. Generally. #
- 15:24 @ RiverTaylor It's more a chance for them to feel out the model and see if there's a good working rapport. #
- 15:37 There aren't any post apocalyptic Disney cartoons, are there? That's sort of the biggest difference between Japan and the US. #
- 16:08 @ RiverTaylor Annie Liebowitz meets with clients in advance, sometimes spending a period of time with them. That's how you get good shots. #
- 16:16 I'm screening GENTLEMEN BRONCOS tonight. It's just like watching a movie at Dino's in terms of cleanliness. Want to wallow in it with me? #
- 16:51 If you want to give someone advice that they'll actually take, give them a question that leads them to your answer. #
- 18:24 If life fails to crest a threshold of excitement, I neglect to commit it to memory. #
- 19:30 I hate how movies set unrealistic goals for kids. You're never going to grow up and be in love, or become a professional vampire. #
- 20:25 Does the healthcare bill negate the final barrier to the 32 hour workweek? Health ins. is why people have fulltime jobs in the first place. #
- 20:49 @ chaselisbon bedsheets as backgrounds. #
- 21:22 I think if you're really gonna impress a girl, you have to hire a xylophone player for the night. #
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