Merry Christmas.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November arcsolseraph and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last Wednesday genkotsu and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Friday I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last week I gave veyrongaruda a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, supermanrich (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5050 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
coholicffxi