jokes, and jokes, and jokes some more!!!
a pair of teeth walks into a dentist's office without an appointment or anything. he walks into the dentist's office and the dentist says:
-"do i know you?"
the pair of teeth says:
-"no, but you took out a couple of my friends."
HAHAHA!! Killer!
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lauren, this one's for you...
a jewish woman walks into a newspaper office and says:
-"i'd like to post an obituary."
the editor says:
-"ok, what is it?"
the woman says:
-"fred's dead."
the editor says:
-"i'm sorry, but there is a 5 word minimum."
the woman says:
-"alright... fred's dead, car for sale."
ZIIIIINGGGG!!! YES!
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-what's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
-watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.
c'mon people!! what is it moron day at camp stupid?!?!
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Top 10 Reasons to Like Hanukkah:
10. No roof damage from reindeer
9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones
8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it
7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocholate coins) on candle races
6. You can use your fireplace
5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games
4. Fun waxy buildup on the menorah
3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth
2. No damn Christmas songs
1. Maztah!!
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Brother - Can You Spare A Dime?
A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.
The man asked, "God, what's a million years to you?"
And God said "A minute."
Then the man asked:
"Well, what's a million dollars to you?"
and God said: "A penny"
Then the man asked:
"God.....can I have a penny?"
And God said:
"Sure.....In a minute."
Apparently, 2 people inparticular love the Jew jokes... :cough: shelly :cough: lauren :cough
-"do i know you?"
the pair of teeth says:
-"no, but you took out a couple of my friends."
HAHAHA!! Killer!
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lauren, this one's for you...
a jewish woman walks into a newspaper office and says:
-"i'd like to post an obituary."
the editor says:
-"ok, what is it?"
the woman says:
-"fred's dead."
the editor says:
-"i'm sorry, but there is a 5 word minimum."
the woman says:
-"alright... fred's dead, car for sale."
ZIIIIINGGGG!!! YES!
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-what's grosser than nailing a zombie baby to a post?
-watching it pull itself off and then try and eat you.
c'mon people!! what is it moron day at camp stupid?!?!
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Top 10 Reasons to Like Hanukkah:
10. No roof damage from reindeer
9. Never a silent night when you're among your Jewish loved ones
8. If someone screws up on their gift, there are seven more days to correct it
7. Betting Hanukkah gelt (the chocholate coins) on candle races
6. You can use your fireplace
5. Naked spin-the-dreidel games
4. Fun waxy buildup on the menorah
3. No awkward explanations of virgin birth
2. No damn Christmas songs
1. Maztah!!
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Brother - Can You Spare A Dime?
A man walked to the top of a hill to talk to God.
The man asked, "God, what's a million years to you?"
And God said "A minute."
Then the man asked:
"Well, what's a million dollars to you?"
and God said: "A penny"
Then the man asked:
"God.....can I have a penny?"
And God said:
"Sure.....In a minute."
Apparently, 2 people inparticular love the Jew jokes... :cough: shelly :cough: lauren :cough