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i was trying to sleep but my dad slurred into my window and asked me to open the screen door that my mom locked on him. i let him in, i really couldn't look him in the eye, maybe because the light was bright, maybe because i just couldn't. i spent a couple seconds thinking if i should ask him where he went, if he had fun, but i wasn't sure if i
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Lawrence is Lawrence. I know if I was ever going to start anything with Erika, Lawrence would instantly hate me. You should have known that Lawrence was going to be a dick to you since the day you hooked up with Erika. Just be glad that now that things have changed that Lawrence has been less focal on you in his target zone.
Don't worry about you being a bad boyfriend or a bad stepparent. Gaucher, you're 20 fucking years old. In this day and age you shouldn't even be thinking about the married life, and raising a family yet. As mature as you are, you're still not ready for that kind of thing. For you there's still so much to be doing with your life, and I think you're starting to realize that again. You were probably a good boyfriend, but probably a bad husband. So the next relationship you find yourself in, make sure you're not picking up the pieces of where someone else before you left off.
When you successfully find your place back here on Earth again, be cautious about what you get yourself into from there on out. In retrospect, you dating Erika was almost equivocal to Moquin joining the army. The only difference is you came back alive.
In the event you do get back together with Erika, don't be her husband like it seemed like you were. Take her out for coffee, read Aiden a bedtime story and fuck her. Be a boyfriend.
And if history has taught us all anything, it's that Alan is the flavor of the month, but that's probably it. Erika will probably eventually marry Lawrence when their in their early 40's, but only have sex once every other year until they get old. So you're in good shape. You had a good moderately long relationship. You were never knee deep in friendzone, and won't be. You got laid tons of times. And you're not a hearbroken whiney little sob like some of her other exes we've seen. Keep your chin up, and before long some new bitch will keep her chin up on your nuts.
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alan and erika aren't dating. or like each other in that way or anything. alan moved in when i moved out pretty much for financial reasons.
hahah. nah man
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This seems like the best relationship ever.
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Wanna do coffee some time?... ;D
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