don't fuck with odin

[coheed]

p1rate k1ller: you would burn star four
i burn star four: you would pirate
p1rate k1ller: well i do
i burn star four: i'm sure
i burn star four: ..pirate
p1rate k1ller: you would be sure
i burn star four: might as well be a fucking viking
p1rate k1ller: i am
p1rate k1ller: actually
i burn star four: no you're not
p1rate k1ller: in real life
i burn star four: the norse gods shit on you
p1rate k1ller: yea
p1rate k1ller: NO THEY DONT
p1rate k1ller: dude my great grandfather was a viking
p1rate k1ller: and his father WAS a norse god
i burn star four: yeah WHICH ONE
p1rate k1ller: ODIN
i burn star four: SHUT UP
p1rate k1ller: NO
p1rate k1ller: hes the coolest one ok
i burn star four: he's not BEOWULF
i burn star four: HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE AN UMLAT
p1rate k1ller: hahahaha
i burn star four: HOW CAN HE EVEN BE A NORSE GOD WITHOUT AN UMLAT
p1rate k1ller: ok wait
p1rate k1ller: odin's spear never missed
p1rate k1ller: ever
p1rate k1ller: and still doesnt
i burn star four: well that's true
i burn star four: maybe you're right
i burn star four: but still
p1rate k1ller: and how can you fight someone with who has an eye as bright as the sun
i burn star four: HOW COME HE COULDNT TAKE GRENDEL
p1rate k1ller: they never had a chance
p1rate k1ller: to fight
p1rate k1ller: grendel is overrated
i burn star four: POINT CONCEDED
p1rate k1ller: I WIN