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These are my feelings on the election tomorrow, courtesy of MST3K:
Mike: The subject of today's political debate: politics.
Tom: Yes, yes, well, first of all let me once again state that if we are going to have a democracy we must have a mulching attachment.
Crow: Yes, but do you not agree that the whole concept of a shampoo and conditioner in one is absurd?
Tom: Let me answer that, sir, with a question: Have you or have you not ever tubed the Apple River with Sally Jesse Raphael?
Crow: Dill is a good spice! I will not have it maligned!
Tom: Why, you've never even met Mamie Eisenhower, have you! Well, have you?!
Crow: Are you saying that you do ride in a surrey with a fringe on top?
Mike: Gentlemen, please! Surely there must be some middle ground.
Tom: But horseradish does not go with chicken!
Crow: You refuse to even learn about Wink Martindale!
Tom: Well, let me state once again, sir, that you are a kindergarten baby, you wash your face in gravy, wrap it up in bubblegum and mail it to the Navy!
Mike: The subject of today's political debate: politics.
Tom: Yes, yes, well, first of all let me once again state that if we are going to have a democracy we must have a mulching attachment.
Crow: Yes, but do you not agree that the whole concept of a shampoo and conditioner in one is absurd?
Tom: Let me answer that, sir, with a question: Have you or have you not ever tubed the Apple River with Sally Jesse Raphael?
Crow: Dill is a good spice! I will not have it maligned!
Tom: Why, you've never even met Mamie Eisenhower, have you! Well, have you?!
Crow: Are you saying that you do ride in a surrey with a fringe on top?
Mike: Gentlemen, please! Surely there must be some middle ground.
Tom: But horseradish does not go with chicken!
Crow: You refuse to even learn about Wink Martindale!
Tom: Well, let me state once again, sir, that you are a kindergarten baby, you wash your face in gravy, wrap it up in bubblegum and mail it to the Navy!